marthanewsome Reviews

Knights of Badassdom (2013)

Please rename the movie Knights of Dumbassdom

[1/10 · 12 February 2014]

It was a big disappointment to watch. This movie seems to be the brain child of someones drunken weekend. It was not at all funny and very predictable. I think the LARP theme was suppose to make it funny, but failed to pull off any comedian element at all. I placed the mental age of the movie at 10 years or under. It really should be renamed Knights of Dumbassdom. Wish I never wasted my money and time watching it. I even tried to laugh to humor myself that I didn't just waste my money on such garbage. There was a full audience where I went to see it and only two people seemed to enjoy what they were watching and they were two late teenage boys, who seemed high. If you enjoyed this movie and you are over the age of 10, I would urge you to seek mental help and stop your drug use to minimize anymore brain damage.

Code Red (2013)

Too many whole to shoot at.

[2/10 · 9 February 2014]

The story was solid to start with until it brought you from WWII to present day. The US was taking over an old Bulgarian/Soviet ammunition site and a special force person was sent in to investigate an odd event on base. Firstly, he goes to the Bulgarian home of a US Bio-research Doctor and the old woman that lives at the end of the hall is speaking English to him. Doubt that. Secondly, the Doctor who is female and obviously a single mother, as the very young daughter answers the door. I found this strange, as she is very young and answers the door in a slum by herself, without waking her mother. Once in there the third amazing thing happens. The Doctor explains that she was fired from the base by the Bulgarian Captain. She was obviously brought there by the US, not the Bulgarians, so technically how could he fire her? Also, this Doctor is not a very good mother and drags her daughter to a bomb shelter by hand and gets separated from her. A small girl like that should be carried easily by her. If it was my child, I would have easily carried her. This happens again towards the end where she is carrying her and puts her down because she wants her stuffed bunny and the little girl gets bitten by one of the infected. I just shook my head in disbelief that this idiot mother did it again. You think she would have learned the first time. The infected looked like bloodied elephant men and some had no eyes, but seemed to be able to see people just fine. There were many other moments where the characters seemed dumb to the point, that you just wanted to scream "Wake Up Dumb Dumb". It took a lot to keep watching to the end and was overly predictable. If you can't find anything to watch and have had way too much coffee, you might want to give it a try.

Sexy Evil Genius (2013 Video)

I would not consider this movie a comedy.

[5/10 · 13 April 2013]

This movie is not a comedy. I agree with the thriller and drama classification. I didn't consider this a bad movie. I found the actors did a fine job of it, but the predictable plot it let down greatly. I also found this movie classified as science fiction in some other places. I was disappointed with their attempts of twists of the plot and found it bizarre how the characters interacted with each other. They seemed to almost become best friends only after knowing each other for minutes. This movie is neither science fiction nor is it a comedy. If your looking for a calm, predictable thriller to watch, this is the movie for you.