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The Only Way Is Essex (2010)
just terrible
Thought id give this ago as i do like a reality show such as jersey shore jerseylicious the hills etc I'm from UK to so thought why not. I cant describe how annoying the people are they are incredibly stupid not in a funny way i mean as in dumbness I've never come across a species like this their vocabulary is terrible and seem to shorten words such as jealous, they say jel maybe they cant spell so thats why they shorten it who knows they make up silly phases such as vajazzle a tern mean decorating the ladies downstairs in diamonties (excuse me for my spelling now i think its rubbed off on me all this thickness/dumbness also i am typing on touchscreen phone so forgive me for any spelling mistakes) the cast seem attractive but they are so fake i actually know someone who for a birthday went to Essex and bumped into a cast member asked for her autograph as she actually enjoys the show to get a nasty response for spoiling her night out she was a fan only wanted a happy birthday autograph. They say the show is not script but to be honest all shows like this are scripted to an extent in brief fake tits fake people fake personalities fake show that sums it up right in my and a lot of peoples eyes
Geordie Shore (2011)
awful
Were do i start with this I'm in my 20s and i could not watch more than an episode although when flicking through channels seen brief scenes and what i saw was repulsive the guys have no standards and will literally sleep with any girl i noticed a relationship happening between the pretty girl Charlotte and the boz eyed weasel she needs to find a real man who will treat her how she needs to be treated and deserves no girl should go through what shes been going through the rest of the cast seem pretty boring and just wanna have sex with as many people as they can and drink themselves to death nice huh! Their language is disgusting also have a few daft phrases as well such as mortal were your so drunk ya brain dead which this is how they are almost 24/7 people criticise jersey shore which to be honest i love so when i heard geordie shore the UK version was coming on thought brill but jersey shore is so much better i know it gets bad read ups but i enjoy it a lot more and its actually less porno- like