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blazerr34_2003
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In the Woods (1999)
I'll Never Have Those 2 Hours Back
Basically, by renting and watching this movie I wasted two hours of my life that I can never get back. This movie was by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen. First off, the storyline has so many angles it makes you want to pull your hair out. I had no idea what the hell was happening at the end. Not to mention the terrible, terrible acting. Iv'e seen better on public access commercials. Cheesy special effects and corny music did't help the scary effect either. Sometimes I wish the people who make movies like this actually cared whether people would like it. I mean, Plan 9 From Outer Space is awesome next to this. When it was all done and over, I wished that the makers of this movie would have buried deep in .......well you know.
Way Past Cool (2000)
Sesame Street On crack
When I was watching this movie, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But, then they realized it wasn't my time and sent me back to my living room and made me watch this horrible movie to pay for my sins. Wow. After watching this movie I wished everyone in it would have died. In real life. This isn't the first gang movie i've seen with little kids, but c'mon, whole gangs with 8 year olds totin pistols? And the biggest baller is a 16-year old? And don't even get me started on the played out themes used over and over by these movie companies. Crooked cops, drive by's and all that good stuff.I mean, what was up with the little white kid actin' Jamaican? The bad acting at least was done by kids, so i guess that's a plus. Don't rent this movie unless your drunk and with a bunch of friends, or you might just want to kill yourself.