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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
Rockstar North does it again, San Andreas takes the PS2 to its limits!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the best game I've played in my lifetime. This game is like a freakin' movie. You are Carl Johnson, original gangstar from Grove Street, a man who moved back to Los Santos from Liberty City because his mother was murdered. As the game progresses you have odd jobs with your hommies in gangland Los Santos, an alternate Los Angelas. You move throughout the state of San Andreas to other cities such as San Fierro and Las Ventura and complete a series of missions; However, you can always find a ton of side missions on the way. This game is has the hugest environment I've ever seen in my life. When you play a game that it takes you over 30 minutes to walk from Los Santos to Las Ventura you know a lot of effort was put into making it. Rockstar North has done the impossible to a PS2 game stretching the limits of what a 2000 2nd generation game system can do. I can't wait for the PS3 version of Grand Theft Auto because knowing them it will be a freakin' country instead of a state. This game gets a 12/10 because its beyond me how Rockstar North crammed all there work in a tiny buffer of a system.
The Ultimate Weapon (1998)
This movie is crap. The director should have his head examined.
This movie is utter and total crap. Flashy catch phrases try to make up for the poor acting and bad writing. The henchmen of the main baddie can shoot, but one of them walk up to Cutter's friend that they think is dead to get a shot by his shotgun. If I had a good five seconds and I was a bad guy I would have shot right away rather then checking if the guy was dead. The added "Man I am good" from Cutters friend made me laugh so sadistically with sarcasm that I couldn't control my utter outrage of funding for this piece of dung. Sitting threw the last scene of the movie when the main baddie's friend comes back in a cop car to run over Cutter and is diverted into the barn where the main bad guy is standing on a bomb made the movie totally believable. And if you believe my last line.... you sure are gullible!