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San Andreas Quake (2015)
They didn't even try.
The Asylum is back with another great Mockbuster. Having brought us previous masterpieces such as Snakes on a Train, Transmorphers, AVH: Alien vs Hunter, The Day the Earth Stopped, Paranormal Entity, and Sharknado.
I find it hilarious that these guys actually make money by tricking people into thinking it's a different movie. At least sometimes the title has a little creativity in it, and that's about it. But "San Andreas Quake"? They basically only have one job, create a title that will fool people into thinking it's a much better movie, and they can't even do that properly. What sort of title is San Andreas Quake? They aren't even trying.
Sand Sharks (2012)
"Eat this you sand of a b....(SOB)"
Yes, that line really is in the movie!
This has to be a contender for worst movie of the century! I honestly can't believe I sat through the whole thing. I think I just needed to see how bad it actually got, and I have one word: Atrocious!
I knew it wasn't going to be work of art after seeing the title, but it's almost as though they were attempting to torture the viewer as much as possible, and in such a cheesy way. The dialogue was pathetic, the plot was predictable and un-original, the acting was embarrassing, and the effects were like something you might see on a budget TV show.
I had to write this review; if it can save 2 hours of another person's life it will be worth it.