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The Sound of Music (1965)
Best of the best.
I grew up watching this as often as possible. It's my very favorite musical and it truly shows how incredible Julie Andrews' voice was. It is stunning visually and holds up better than most modern films.
House II: The Second Story (1987)
Good silly fun
This was one of my favorite horror comedies as a kid and though it didn't age too great, I still love it. It's not really horror but it's fun none the less.
Holiday Miracle (2014)
Some movies just shouldn't be made.
To start off, the entire thing looks like it was filmed with a first gen iPhone.
The script...was there one?
How did the get Dean Cain you ask? He will do anything for a buck.
Do not bother watching this unless you have the ability to scrub your brain afterwards. Speaking of, I now have to go down some whiskey to try and erase this disaster of a film from my mind.
Malevolent (2018)
Potential was there but...
The build up in the first 45mins to an hour was delightfully dreary and slow paced. Hoping for the slow burn to pay off and instead it turned into a train wreck. I don't think you're missing anything if you pass on watching this.