Let's say Insidious and Sinister bumped uglies, then nine months later this film was born. Only it was born with its umbilical cord wrapped around its neck, and its brain was deprived of oxygen for a good ten minutes, but somehow the doctor and nursing staff revived it.
You have the wandering spirits with shiny eyes, the jump scares, the lack of any real character development or plot, the unstoppable object of doom that can control everybody who comes within pissing distance of it... And so on.
Karen Gillan gives a terrific performance, dropping her Scottish lilt for a damn good American accent, but she's only a spark from a lighter that ran out of fuel a long time ago. This movie isn't understated, it's pointless. It's a slasher film without a slasher. Above all, it's a waste of ninety minutes I could have spent staring at the wall.
In summation: This movie's so bad it needs its own drinking game. Every time a female gets choked out, take a drink. Every time the little boy sheds crocodile tears, take two drinks. Every time Katee Sackhoff's false teeth almost fall out, take three drinks. Every time you're bored... never mind, you'd never put your drink down.
You have the wandering spirits with shiny eyes, the jump scares, the lack of any real character development or plot, the unstoppable object of doom that can control everybody who comes within pissing distance of it... And so on.
Karen Gillan gives a terrific performance, dropping her Scottish lilt for a damn good American accent, but she's only a spark from a lighter that ran out of fuel a long time ago. This movie isn't understated, it's pointless. It's a slasher film without a slasher. Above all, it's a waste of ninety minutes I could have spent staring at the wall.
In summation: This movie's so bad it needs its own drinking game. Every time a female gets choked out, take a drink. Every time the little boy sheds crocodile tears, take two drinks. Every time Katee Sackhoff's false teeth almost fall out, take three drinks. Every time you're bored... never mind, you'd never put your drink down.
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