gun_will_travel Reviews

Resident Evil (2022)

Even worse than the usual Netflix fare

[17 July 2022]

Maybe not the worst thing Netflix has ever done, but certainly the most disappointing.

Didn't know who allowed Netflix to put the RE brand on this turd, but that person should be doxxed, fired, and injected with the T-virus.

It's beyond insulting to RE fans. Mindlessly written, painfully badly acted, and never ever the least bit scary. This show is to RE what Twilight is to vampire horror.

Lance Reddick was the only one earning his paycheck, but he should be totally embarrassed to be associated with this disaster.

Shows like this are exactly why people are cancelling their subscriptions.

Blood Drive (2017)

It's like a chili cheese dog for your brain

[28 July 2017]

Everyone who knows anything about food and nutrition will tell you how bad chili cheese dogs are. But some people, like myself, just love them, and continue consuming them no matter how unhealthy!

It is pretty funny reading reviews from people that talk about how awful and trashy this is, sort of like amateur restaurant critics evaluating a chili cheese dog from a street cart using Michelin standards. Yeah, it gets no stars. But it's still pretty damn satisfying, if you like that kind of thing!

You don't watch a series like this expecting to see Breaking Bad or The Wire. You've got to compare it to other chili cheese dogs, not to truffles and foie gras at the French Laundry. And if you are comparing this show to things like Death Race 2000, it does pretty well.