mjschiller-105-313340 Reviews

True Lies (2023)

Why?

[1/10 · 1 April 2023]

They took what was a fantastic movie, with a great concept, good humor and acting and pumped out this slop. It's G rated junk with terrible writing and acting. I couldn't even finish the episode, I knew I wouldn't ever watch this show again after the first 10 mins of the first episode. It follows in the steps of so many good shows with a great premise but the couldn't pull it off.

It needs to be dark, not a bunch of action scenes with jokes thrown in, there is no tension, no real danger, just a bunch of jokes.

Maybe it would be a good idea to let a chatbot write the episodes, it couldn't possibly do any worse.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (2022– )

Finally

[9/10 · 6 May 2022]

It's about time we had a decent Star Trek after the Discovery disaster and I had hoped Picard was going to be better than it was. This is a pleasure to watch!

Law & Order (1990– )

About time

[10/10 · 17 March 2022]

It's about time they gave this series more life, they definitely cancelled the wrong Law & Order series. I would have loved to have seen Jeremy Sisto carry on next to Anthony Anderson but I do like Jeffery Donovan.

Burning Questions: Star Trek: Picard (2022) Season 2, Episode 9

A good start

[10/10 · 3 March 2022]

I forgot what decent Star Trek was after watching that train wreck Discovery, Finally something decent to watch, and this episode was a great start to the season.

The Book of Boba Fett: Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa (2022) Season 1, Episode 3

Worst chase I have ever seen

[4/10 · 12 January 2022]

I'm torn between liking and hating this show, some of it is exceptional and then you get things like the dumbest chase scene in any Star Wars, I almost hit fast forward. It's gotta be a taunt to the Star Wars fans out there, they can't seriously think that looked 'cool' lol.

The Book of Boba Fett (2021–2022)

Meh

[5/10 · 29 December 2021]

Good sets and music but a big meh on the story, the fight scenes were a joke, lol @ master assasin. I found the costumes to be too bright and clean, same with the droids, even the ones on the streets looked too clean.

La Brea: Topanga (2021) Season 1, Episode 10

What a mess

[1/10 · 1 December 2021]

I love sci-fi and the last episode wasn't too bad but this one is just a hot mess, and rarely does a show come along where I couldn't care less about any of the characters, in fact, I hope they all get killed off, that's what this show is missing, more death, it'd be an easy way to introduce some decent characters. Lets hope there is no season 2 and we get a better show in it's place, like another season of Love Island!

Violation (2020)

groan

[1/10 · 21 November 2021]

This was crazy boring! That and Madeleine Sims-Fewer & Anna Maguire both need to go back and do some acting classes on how to laugh, it was so fake it was annoying enough to stop watching.

Zeros and Ones (2021)

What a mess

[1/10 · 21 November 2021]

I tried to watch this, all I could think of is why would you make this, why would you brag about being able to work with a director when this is the result, what is this rubbish? Abel Ferrara should have apologised to the audience at the end of this movie! I didn't even make it 1/2 way through! It's a mess and a big zero, which I would have given if IMDB had allowed!

Star Trek: Discovery: Kobayashi Maru (2021) Season 4, Episode 1

lol

[1/10 · 20 November 2021]

I'm pretty sure that they used up CBS's entire budget for fire special effects for the year on this episode. The best part about this episode was the credits, I just can't bring myself to like anything about this Star Trek, I just wish they would cancel it and pretend it never existed!

Boarding Gate (2007)

Terrible

[1/10 · 16 November 2021]

This movie had absolutely nothing going for it except a bit of nudity and I don't watch films for that, it was so slow and boring, watching paint dry would have been more entertaining!

Judy Justice (2021– )

Same old Judge Judy

[5/10 · 13 November 2021]

Nothing much different, same format, same old judge Judy, although I have to say it is a bit of a treacherous act not to have Petri Byrd, but I guess Judy is all about Judy and the money.

Australian Gangster (2021)

Typical Australian TV, poor acting.

[4/10 · 5 November 2021]

I rarely watch anything made in Australia and this is a prime example why, the acting was bad, really bad. I am not a fan of children in movies and TV and in this mini series they were especially annoying. Give this a miss.

La Brea (2021–2024)

Bad, really bad

[3/10 · 6 October 2021]

I came here to write a bad review after a Getting 10 mins into the 2nd episode but having a look at the reviews already here I don't think I could add much more. Fyi, ambulances don't carry antibiotics or suture kits lol..

Law & Order: Organized Crime (2021– )

Could have been a lot better

[3/10 · 2 October 2021]

Groan, Christopher Meloni, while he was ok at the start of SVU got on my nerves and they should have gone with someone different in this series.

Law & Order (1990– )

Awesone show.

[10/10 · 2 October 2021]

They definitely cancelled the wrong series, this was far better than SVU, I loved the change of detectives and the variety of stories.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999– )

They cancelled the wrong series.

[3/10 · 2 October 2021]

It's so dated now, it's actually quite boring, done to death, they definitely cancelled the wrong series, the original Law and Order was far better than this.

Vh1's My True Crime Story (2021–2024)

Calling tipsters snitches

[1/10 · 1 October 2021]

I've watched 1000's of crime shows and not once have I heard of tipsters being called snitches before this, Remy Ma also justifies the crimes, there are plenty of abused people walking around not committing crimes, this show is a pile of dog poo.

Into the Night (II) (2020–2021)

Season 2, blerk

[6/10 · 9 September 2021]

I lowered my rating for season 2, some really dumb writing, just as an example, lets remove the seats from a plane so they can put seeds in there that wont weigh as much as passengers and lets loosely tie up a crazy women in the cockpit of a plane that us their only form of escape / transport. As soon as I saw that I was just waiting for her to escape and I wasn't disappointed. Season 2 is still watchable, but only just.

He's All That (2021)

Netflix couldn't afford any actors

[1/10 · 29 August 2021]

It's impressive just how bad this garbage was, there is no way Netflix paid more than $5 to make this train wreck.

My Husband's Deadly Past (2020 TV Movie)

Give it a miss

[1/10 · 24 August 2021]

The acting in this was so bad, i turned it off after 10 mins.

The Green Knight (2021)

Total Trash

[1/10 · 23 August 2021]

There was nothing good about this movie at all, oh, wait, there were trees, they were good, the director and writers should go and apologise to the trees for wasting oxygen on this steaming pile.

Salvation (2017–2018)

Omg this is bad

[3/10 · 19 August 2021]

I am watching episode 8 of the first season and this is where I stop, you would think this would get better but no, it keeps getting dumber, the acting is good, the basis for the series is good but everything else is total trash, the writers should retire.

F9: The Fast Saga (2021)

Unbelievable, unrealistic junk.

[4/10 · 29 July 2021]

I don't normally watch the Fast and Furious movies and this pile of steaming poop is a prime example of why, so many wtf moments. Good if you like a few car cbases and that's about it.

Dying for Motherhood (2020)

Really bad

[1/10 · 27 July 2021]

Everything about this movie was a joke, from the story to the acting, it should actually be illegal to have movies this bad made, it's a waste of good movie money, anyway, I warned you, don't do it!