"Dirty Rotten Scoundrals" was a light-as-air romp through the French Riviera, with Steve Martin's earnest goofiness and Michael Caine's urbane savoir-faire. This -- travesty -- is a disappointing muck of a much-loved movie that should have never been made. Trying to set Rebel Wilson up as a physical comedian was a disastrous decision. She doesn't have the body for it. That's no commentary on her size, but she just isn't funny. She has the eye-roll down pat, and that's about it. We went from Michael Caine gently explaining fine art and an appreciation for the better things in life, to Anne Hathaway conducting some sort of bizarre boot camp, trying for a few cheap laughs as Rebel Wilson collapses again and again over a hurdle in some sort of "training" exercise.
Rebel Wilson's turn as a crazed sister who had to be locked away for her own good was completely out of control. Steve Martin was crazed, but in a very controlled and deliberate fashion. Rebel asking to go to the bathroom, and then flinging up her skirts to reveal some sort of medieval chastity belt was frankly offensive. The look on Steve Martin's face as he found relief was unexpected and FUNNY.
For someone who was supposed to be a subtle and provocative seductress, Anne Hathaway's attempted seduction of their mark was awkward and embarrassing to watch. And the movie's switchup of making Rebel Wilson's character become the soft-hearted swindler and Anne Hathaway as the victim was an crude misstep in an attempt to distract the viewer that this movie was almost a line-by-line remake, without the soul and cutting humor. And then, the final indignity -- Anne Hathaway as the MUTE?!? Serioiusly? Oh, heck, why not -- the movie had already been ruined, so why not crown the whole mess with a rotten cherry?
Don't bother. That's 94 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thank god it was on Hulu and I didn't have to pay theater prices for it.
Rebel Wilson's turn as a crazed sister who had to be locked away for her own good was completely out of control. Steve Martin was crazed, but in a very controlled and deliberate fashion. Rebel asking to go to the bathroom, and then flinging up her skirts to reveal some sort of medieval chastity belt was frankly offensive. The look on Steve Martin's face as he found relief was unexpected and FUNNY.
For someone who was supposed to be a subtle and provocative seductress, Anne Hathaway's attempted seduction of their mark was awkward and embarrassing to watch. And the movie's switchup of making Rebel Wilson's character become the soft-hearted swindler and Anne Hathaway as the victim was an crude misstep in an attempt to distract the viewer that this movie was almost a line-by-line remake, without the soul and cutting humor. And then, the final indignity -- Anne Hathaway as the MUTE?!? Serioiusly? Oh, heck, why not -- the movie had already been ruined, so why not crown the whole mess with a rotten cherry?
Don't bother. That's 94 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thank god it was on Hulu and I didn't have to pay theater prices for it.
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