I have never not finished a movie. Today was my first time. I'm 29 and I can a lot of bad cinema. But this takes it to another level. It's like they took a teenage pop song and dragged it for two hours - like its super long music video with no music but just the terrible lyrics! It's required to write ten lines to review anything on IMDb. This does not deserve ten lines so you can stop reading now - I'm just gonna keep writing bad stuff. It doesn't deserve anyone's time. It might possibly entertain an eight year old. It is too stupid for teenagers even. When I was a teenager that would never have kept me going. It would have left me incredibly disappointed and all of my friends too. When I was an eight year old it would have impressed me with the CGI - but nowadays 8 year olds must have seen plenty of that already, so as not to be impressed. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. Anyone who had anything to do with this must be somewhat ashamed. I am, for spending 30 minutes watching it - 15 minutes fast-forwarding and ten minutes for writing this... But one does feel duty-bound to write a bad comment after such a waste of time.
Reviews
4 Reviews
Wynonna Earp
(2016–2021)
Unwatchable. Must've been very low budget.
5 April 2016
Acting mediocre + script failing to achieve its goals, which become plainly obvious to the viewer = it being comic at every turn, like child-play, only that the latter is cute. This isn't.
But that would be something TV-addicts and comic/sci-fi fans would overcome, if the effects and fight scenes made up for it. They are appalling. It the first episode the fake severed head of the victim must have been literally taken off a 60's prop. I actually paused at that right moment, as my eyes could not believe how unprofessional this is. As for the effects - Sci-fy could've found a university student to do a better job if the budget was so constrained. Either that or the crew must've been forced to to this in a ridiculously short time.
The only way to apologize would be for us to get something like: "Sorry we made such a mess of this comic book adaptation, we were legally obliged to do it in no time and with limited budget."
Even so I do not see how this will keep any audience watching. One positive thing - I do like the actress playing Wynonna and there are some other actors with potential, given the right film directing.
But that would be something TV-addicts and comic/sci-fi fans would overcome, if the effects and fight scenes made up for it. They are appalling. It the first episode the fake severed head of the victim must have been literally taken off a 60's prop. I actually paused at that right moment, as my eyes could not believe how unprofessional this is. As for the effects - Sci-fy could've found a university student to do a better job if the budget was so constrained. Either that or the crew must've been forced to to this in a ridiculously short time.
The only way to apologize would be for us to get something like: "Sorry we made such a mess of this comic book adaptation, we were legally obliged to do it in no time and with limited budget."
Even so I do not see how this will keep any audience watching. One positive thing - I do like the actress playing Wynonna and there are some other actors with potential, given the right film directing.
Assassin's Bullet
(I) (2012)
Absolute complete and utter shite!
11 August 2012
What I put on my fb wall to warn everyone:
Managed to watch only 20 minutes and nearly poured the salt in my eyes cause I was eating sweetcorn. The only reason I am alive is because I could not decide on the most painful way to commit suicide! My IQ has dropped by at least 100 points, I DO NOT KNOW HOW I am managing to write at all!
Produced by MUTRESSA MOVIES! THE HELL IS THAT! In Bulgarian, "mutressa" is what u call members of organised crime. They are renowned for being brutal, uneducated, corrupting and uncultured - this is the type of movie they would produce. I would not be surprised if the studios are used for money laundry.
Managed to watch only 20 minutes and nearly poured the salt in my eyes cause I was eating sweetcorn. The only reason I am alive is because I could not decide on the most painful way to commit suicide! My IQ has dropped by at least 100 points, I DO NOT KNOW HOW I am managing to write at all!
Produced by MUTRESSA MOVIES! THE HELL IS THAT! In Bulgarian, "mutressa" is what u call members of organised crime. They are renowned for being brutal, uneducated, corrupting and uncultured - this is the type of movie they would produce. I would not be surprised if the studios are used for money laundry.
Sucker Punch
(2011)
One of the most underestimated movies of the year, raped by critics, yet even they say it's a must-see.
25 June 2012
The movie is not so much a story as an expression of what goes on in our heads when we end up somewhere unexpected, somewhere inconceivably incomprehensibly just bad. It is like if you're a little kid and get beaten but that place and state of mind don't seem to end, because you're a kid. It is our fantasy, illogical, a mix of emotions and our mind's attempt to make them adhere to reason. The movie as a whole is an expression of man's primal (childish) incomprehension and ignorance of bad and the consequent imagination towards righteousness, retribution, salvation and all the feelings that run in-between. We all have some memories of such and to see them in a movie detailing the feeling is a first! It is a very hard thing to make a movie on the subject, not least because it cannot have detailed protagonists (in our early consciousness we don't explain our traits, we just are). This is the closest I've seen anyone come to achieving it, this movie is a must see, unique!
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