Uberrees Reviews

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

So bad it's funny.

[1/10 · 13 June 2011]

This movie is so bad it's hilarious. The plot could have been written by a 6 year old, the budget was definitely under $100 dollars, and th acting is just pitiful. I could make a better movie in my backyard. Even for 1964, this is pitiful.

That being said, this movie is should be watched just so you can laugh at it's failure. The Martians are people in bad makeup with random crap taped to their head and the full effect off their weapons is pointing them at someone and that someone cannot move for an hour. Not even any sound effects. The polar bear costume had HUMAN gloves with opposable thumbs. This movie doesn't deserve contempt, just pity.

Half-Life 2 (2004 Video Game)

The best game. Ever.

[9/10 · 1 May 2011]

This game is amazing. It looks great, sounds great, plays great, and feels great. Valve really outdid themselves here. The graphics are amazing, especially facial expressions. Valve did a good job of creating the environments in this game, from run-down City 17 to dark,creepy Ravenholm. Weapons are standard for a FPS (pistol, smg, shotgun, AR, etc.) with a few exceptions. The gravity gun is a wondrous way to show off the games new physics engine, especially during the citadel levels where all you have is an upgraded gravity gun, and the crossbow instead of a sniper. The story is deeply intriguing, and will keep you going from the first speech of the gman through ravenholm to the epic destruction of the citadel. All I can say is that you need to go to gamestop and BUY THIS GAME for the best single-player experience you will ever have. I recommend the orange box because then you get the episodes and the great game Portal.