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Saints Row: The Third (2011)
Saints Row takes a step forward...and steps in dog crap.
OK, let me start off by saying I loved SR1-2, they were not nearly as good as GTA or True Crime but they certainly gave us a fun ride whilst they were ripping the two off. Now they have SR3, a whole new game in a whole new world. I thought this was going to be awesome and I awaited this game since its announce and waited until November to play this. The first two missions had me looking up because they were really fun, after those two missions the game takes a step into hell, you realise that the graphics suck male genitalia, you notice the ugly weapons, and you realise that the game is not fun and absolutely sucks. You will be disappointed when you buy this. And why did they kill off Philipe Loren so early?! And this is not the worst part! No no! The worst part made me sit in the corner and cry like a 5 year old discovering Santa is not real...they kill off J.jj.JOHNNY GAT!!! They kill Gat! WHY?! HE WAS EVERYONE's FAVOURITE! DON'T BUY THIS GAME! DON'T RENT IT, DON'T BORROW IT! Take every precaution necessary to prevent this game in your disc tray or on your Hard drive!
Ying hung boon sik (1986)
Great groundbreaking Hong Kong action movie.
***MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS*** OK, to start this off; I saw this film after being gob-smacked after watching Hard Boiled. If this film helped kick start the heroic-bloodshed it must be good! So I picked it up and watched it and I must say, this is a great film! It's about a criminal brother who is siblings to an Inspector. But the next day takes a turn for the worse as he is betrayed by a counterfeit cash dealer in Taiwan, after a lengthy escape Sung Tse Ho finally gives up and is arrested by the Taiwanese police and jailed for 3 years. Later that night Ho's father is killed on orders of the Taiwanese dealer and Ho's true identiy unfolds. After Ho is released he starts working for a Taxi company. Later that day he discovers Mark (Ho's best friend and partner in crime)has become Shing(a once low ranking member of the organization Ho was in turned Boss)'s errand boy and is rewarded after cleaning his car HK$10. Ho later re-unites with Mark and they are around to take back their organization! Will they succeed?
The Inbetweeners (2008)
Rib-tickling and realistic!
Excellent! It's really clever and true! There is always the group of lads like this, there's always the one who says he is getting laid a lot and is a real orgy machine and is actually not sexually active at all, there is the smart one who is un-cool and terrible with the ladies, there is always the stupid one who is incredibly oblivious to the smart ones sarcastic remarks, there is always the attractive one but incredibly un-lucky (sadly that was me), just really reminds of me of my Of my Secondary School. Not only that, but God damn is it funny! While extremely vulgar and somewhat embarrassing to watch because you feel embarrassed for the characters. I highly recommend this, but make sure you hold onto your side! Otherwise you will split it! Lots of laughs! 10/10!
Transporter 3 (2008)
Soooo corny
I could not believe how awful this movie was with the ugly annoying ginger,the awful editing for the fight scenes,the over the top BMX chase,and very corny remarks. The scene where Statham fights the big guy and he then finishes with knocking him through the floorboards and he then throws a rose down to the bottom of the floorboard that was so corny. Jason also bulked up that might have been the only good idea in this film. His ugly love interest for this movie was so annoying it made me want to destroy my TV if I was not to write a review about this I would have shut my TV off. if you liked Transporter 1 you will hate this garbage.