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Love & Mercy (2014)
Beached like a whale - No fan? No good.
This was so bad. 25 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I could have been having a lap dance from a incontinent baby rhino. But no. Although, watching Paul Dano's wide range of a singular emotion (pathetic) at full display must feel similar. There's this critic review. Slant Magazine. 38. He's right. Don't watch it unless you're a fan and you don't care about this flat, emotionally manipulative, headachingly predictable story. Fans don't care. They'll love it anyway. That's why they're fans and that's cool. I have the same. Different criteria for quality then.
Wayne (2019)
Wayne is awesome
Fast paced. Quick, sharp, to the point cynical dark hilariously sharp humour. No romantic sticky yukky romcom scenes. Great characters, main and side, that all add and make the whole better. Foul-mouthed loud-mouthed sometimes almost tender & just bleeping awesome.
Million Dollar Arm (2014)
So cheesy
Should've known. Disney title. But hoped for better. Respected names. Potentially unusually awesome story. But oh my god why so cheesy? Why?! 13 in a dozen. Pretty lame. No point in watching. You know everything that's gonna happen. The only twist is in the story comes courtesy of a stomach ache after Indian food. My ass speaks Hindi!
Should've known. Disney title. But hoped for better. Respected names. Potentially unusually awesome story. But oh my god why so cheesy? Why?! 13 in a dozen. Pretty lame. No point in watching. You know everything that's gonna happen. The only twist is in the story comes courtesy of a stomach ache after Indian food. My ass speaks Hindi!
Suits (2011)
Suits is not even suited to fit a corpse
Oh My God (pronounced 'Janice in Friends'way) The viewers never seize to amaze me. Not in a Michael Jordan way. In a negative way. Trailers shout wildly proud that some brain dead entertainment site calls it 'wildy good' and '32 million viewers cant be wrong'. Really? They can't? Why not? People used to think the sun revolves around the earth. And earth is flat. More than 32 million people thought that. And they were all wrong. So saying 32 million people follow it in this case just means mental illness has taken over obesitas as the nr.1 disease. Doesn't prove AT ALL that those people are right.
And this shows gets a 9? A 9!?! In that case the fart I just released upon this world should get an Oscar. At least that didn't bother anyone. Well, my dog is used to it.. Suits is a soap. And not even a good one. ALL pose, looks, the story is completely enslaved by the incomprehensible need to make sturdy looks in the distance after any news hit the characters possible, no substance whatsoever, not troubled by any need to make anything remotely realistic, and even in the need to seek cheap sensation it crushingly fails. This show is quite appalling and I feel sorry for whoever enjoys this. Such mental poverty you must live in then.
Suits should come with a warning label. It may kill your brain cells. No, it WILL.
The Walking Dead: Indifference (2013)
Get a move on things please
Pretty much the most lackluster episode thus far. I think we all get the point. Ish is rough. Moral dilemmas. Ethical dilemmas. More dilemmas. Some dilemmas pose a dilemma. People die. Other people cry. Who is gonna save who, who will get left behind, who won't, who will care about that, who will not, how will this affect the others. How long will it take before they start realizing the world is now mainly inhabited by American politici.. I mean; the undead? What's the point in keep pointing out the already obvious point? Personally I started this show thinking 'AWESOOOOME!', now I'm thinking 'Yeah yeah, been there done that, freshen this story up please'. Let's (literally) see what happens. If anything..