BlackJack_88 Reviews

Raid (2023)

$h!t mov!3

[1/10 · 3 March 2024]

Writing this review exactly 12 mins into the movie. What a junk. Vikram Prabu - bro how jobless you should be to act in this movie ? Did you hear the story ? How did the director convince you with this script that is not even worth printing in toilet paper. There is a reason that you are still struggling to come up despite being born in a popular family and the reason in you. I had some hopes in you despite some of your poor choices in the past but looks like you still haven't learnt your lesson. Anyways hope you will bounce back soon.

Btw director you better abscond. You are a shame to the Tamil industry and to the whole world film industry. You have nothing to be proud of. Poor story poor narration poor direction poor dialogues poor acting poor visuals poor music poor set design and the only reason is the producers poor choice for direction which is you.

Pizza 3: The Mummy (2023)

Rotten Junk - Worst movie in pizza franchise.

[1/10 · 4 September 2023]

This movie is an absolute junk. More than a movie this is a compromise. Compromise on everything.

Inside sources say the producer didn't give proper funding for the movie and never paid most of the actors who in return refused to dub their parts. But that's not it. At least the story and screenplay could've been better. This is such a template half baked horror cr@p. Every character is irritating and every twist is annoying.

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Direction Story Screenplay Music Production value Casting Performances And lastly There is no significance for the mummy doll and hence there is no justification for the title Pizza-the Mummy.

Height of lethargic writing and filmmaking: The ghost makes a delicious sweet in the restaurant and a guy gives an order for the sweet for 35kgs. The restaurant guys take the order and give the bill. You know how much the bill is ? 3500 Indian rupees. So 1kg is 100 Rupees? I seriously doubt the quality. It should be bad than this movie itself.

Major (2022)

Cringe pro max

[1/10 · 30 December 2022]

Firstly who is this clown? In every frame he made sure that he gave a cringeworthy performance. The film was never about the soldier but about Adivi Sesh's heroism. Seriously what was the purpose of this film? This was solely to promote Adivi Sesh and in the process they forgot what they were actually intending to make.

The makers just took a line from Late Unnikrishnan's life and build a pathetic masala story around it and delivered this Major.

Adivi Sesh as lead was just intolerable. Seriously why him when there are so much talents out there? He looks like a photograph in every scene. I cannot digest that this movie was a hit. It makes me question the audience mentality. Pure cr@ppy cringefest.

Cadaver (2022)

Substandard film. Deserves 0 rating.

[1/10 · 11 December 2022]

A poorly written revenge junk. The making is mediocre and the performances are below par. Even the lead Amala Paul gives a pathetic cringy performance. No logic whatsoever in this movie. The makers have taken the audience for granted. Good that this was a direct OTT release. This is the easy way of making business at least a break even. The makers for sure know that this film if released in theatres will be out from the screens on the 2nd day of the release. Thats how worse is the screenplay, story, performance and direction. Don't know when these directors are going to come to terms that audience are way more ahead than them.

Wasted time already watching this pathetic film, so didn't mind wasting some more to write this review. Give it a miss and nothing in this world will change.

Miral (2022)

Amateurish filmmaking

[1/10 · 11 December 2022]

Be it story, characters, dialogues, performances everything is underwhelming in this film.

Happy to see Bharath is consistently acting in more films these days but these poor scripts can be avoided.

The film lacks logic and most importantly continuity.

Bharath constantly gets out of the car to talk in the phone and the reason the makers say is poor reception in the wild. At least he should talk some sense on the phone but whatever he is taking to the other side are mere filler dialogues. Vani Bhojan's acting was just pathetic. She is a zero in acting. For all the emotion scenes one could not find a single drop of tear in her eyes but we should believe that she is frightened. Those scenes were just laughable.

As an audience i got disoriented very often due to continuity errors in lighting. The director had solely relied on cheap thrills and jump scares. Nothing worked out even a bit.

Overall a pathetic film that doesn't deserve our time.

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)

Survival cringe fest.

[1/10 · 2 July 2022]

The film solely relies on cheap thrills. The fact that no time was invested in the script is clearly evident. The acting is pathetic. The staging is terrible. 88 minutes wasted on this trash.

Suzhal - The Vortex (2022– )

Boring overhyped cr@p

[1/10 · 19 June 2022]

Useless time killer. Each episode Out of 45 mins 35 mins is in slow mo. Twists and turns were way too predictable and it was only cringe to see them unravel. Just Junk.

Sathya (II) (2017)

Cr@p pile

[1/10 · 3 April 2022]

This bundle of cr@p is based on the Hollywood film Flightplan (2005). The director stole the entire idea and woven it with a pathetic stinking masala formula for Tamil audience. Performances were disgusting. Sibiraj's wig was funny than his performance. Overall a time waster.

Irudhi Pakkam (2021)

Wasted my time looking at random roadside strangers from my television.

[1/10 · 1 April 2022]

Half baked cr@p with pathetic casting and performances. Surprised to see actors unfit to be even in the background taking up key characters in the movie. Clearly shows that the director roped in his friends and relatives who are visually unimpressive and totally zero in acting. Only positive is Amritha and her acting.

Maaran (2022)

Empty vessels make the most noise - again !

[1/10 · 14 March 2022]

Mr. Amateur is back with another cr@p bundle and this time his victim is Dhanush. In his last outing he mercilessly shut down the careers of Arun Vijay and Prasanna. Maaran is the work of an amateurish school kid who has to learn tons before even thinking of direction. His lack of life experience is visible in his works but nevertheless he keeps blowing his own trumpet. Take a break Karthik Naren. Stop wasting our time. You are unfit to wield the director's hat at least for the next 10 years.

Oru Kanniyum Moonu Kalavaanikalum (2014)

Pathetic film making

[1/10 · 13 February 2022]

The movie was so annoying to watch. Acting by the lead actors was so disgusting. Music was a big let down. The music was literally everywhere in every shot. Logic-less pile of cr@p. Plesse skip this.

November Story (2021– )

Just junk.

[1/10 · 28 September 2021]

Pathetic screenplay. The director thinking he is smart tried to include too much in the screenplay but never once he thought about the audience. He has failed big time. This pile of cr@p is not worth anyone's time. What can be told in 2 hours is dragged to 8 sh!tty episodes. Just skip it.

Boomika (2021)

Ignore the positive reviews. You know where they are from !

[1/10 · 24 August 2021]

This is a dud. Why every cr@p from tamil cinema end up in Netflix.

Firstly what does Aishwarya Rajesh in the poster dressed up in leaves has to do with this film. The title role is for someone else. Aishwarya rajesh acted terribly in a support role in this film. Showing her in the poster was pure marketing gimmick.

Direction was as amateurish as it can be. Actors were so pathetic that they simply either over act or fail miserably.

The cinematographer was so pathetic that even during a power cut scene in the film the background sparkles by white light. The brilliant DOP even captured the white light source in a frame.

Music is another annoying aspect of this already pathetic film. The Composer started the music in the 1st frame and never ended even during the end credits.

The story is trash. Usual horror elements/plot/backstory format. The director in-between tries to push some information into our mind but due to lacklustre screenplay we are unable to tolerate even a single scene.

WandaVision (2021)

Watched Every episode. This is junk.

[1/10 · 17 March 2021]

I am a marvel fan but that doesn't mean you can feed me any junk and expect me to keep mum. With so many annoying characters straight out of B-grade teen movies this is indeed a sign of Marvel's downfall content wise. Were the makers high while sitting for discussion of the story? Seriously this series makes no sense. First 3 episodes try to deceive audience that this is some Marvel's experiment gone wrong. In order to justify this the rest of the episodes tries to connect the first 3 episodes but fails miserably. The characters Darcy Lewis, Agnes and Monica Rambeau were super annoying or pathetic to be precise. These are the B-grade teen movie characters I mentioned earlier. The story is dumb. The CG was awful. Trying to bring in Quicksilver from X-men was pointless and pure gimmick to pull audience. If Marvel takes audience for granted and if the audience keep supporting these low-grade junk by dancing to Marvel's tunes then consider me out for Phase 4. Losing an audience a day will keep away the Marvel's cash register from ringing one day.

Teddy (II) (2021)

Sh:tty Soundar rajan has done it again !

[1/10 · 15 March 2021]

No director in the history of any movie industry would've given all crap movies in their career but our guy here is an exception. Every single movie he makes is copied from Hollywood. This time he decided to copy Ted from Hollywood and added stinky and stale masalas and presented to his dumb audiences as Teddy. Seriously people who think this f@gg0t is a good director needs to do a brain MRI. As usual D Imman's dandakku dandakku music sounds like feces. When these 2 join hands the screens always starts to stink.

Dhoom 2 (2006)

Usual Bollywood Junk

[1/10 · 9 March 2021]

Pointless movie taken just for the sake of satisfying c centre audience. Absolute trash film with literally no logic.

Utoya: July 22 (2018)

yawn yawn

[1/10 · 4 February 2021]

Such a boring movie in the name of true account. The film lasted only 90 minutes but I watched it for more than 5 hours, drifting off to sleep every now and then. Truly pathetic and annoying characters that at one point I completely don't care what happens to them. Cinematography in the name of single shot makes one disoriented. I don't know what genre this film comes under as it was a not a thriller, drama or a horror. This is truly a dud.

Indru Netru Naalai (2015)

Didn't get the "Frequency" right

[2/10 · 2 February 2021]

Watch a Hollywood movie. Steal the concept. Indianize it by adding love track, comedy track and song track. Keep a fancy name. Now give interviews to all channels that this was a original concept. Repeat all the steps again for the next movie, this time with an alien concept. Walk with pride with the title Master of Tamil Science Fiction Cinema.

Note: If you want to see the same film without masala, watch Frequency (2000) by Gregory Hoblit.

Mirage (2018)

Seriously? Is that how you end this movie ?

[5/10 · 2 February 2021]

Coming straight to the point, When Vera jumps to death in the alternate reality it is obvious that her conscious ends then and there. How can the film again start with Vera's POV when Nico sets everything back to normal? It would've made sense if the film continued from Nico's POV and how his life has changed after he spoke to his younger self through the television. Actually this will keep going on as a loop but still to end this in style it could've been Nico checking on Vera in the present reality and feel happy for her to be united back with her child Gloria. What should've been a good time travel movie became an average movie that was totally spoiled by the climax. Oriol Paulo should also at times keep in mind that audience are also humans and they too have brains.

Bhoomi (II) (2021)

Doctor, Scientist, Astronaut, Farmer, What not ?

[1/10 · 15 January 2021]

If you throw this in a garbage, the garbage will in turn throw it outside. That's how $hi++Y this movie is. The directors IQ is way below what a normal human being will have. Crappiest story and direction ever. Watching this movie is the most pathetic way for Tamil audience to start 2021.

P.S. - D.Imman sir - As usual your bgm, songs and your voice were disgusting. Take a break please.

Ocean's Eight (2018)

Grandmas galore

[1/10 · 30 November 2020]

Who is even so idle to watch these 50 something ladies plotting a heist that is neither new to the Ocean series nor to Hollywood. Dumb characters. Completely uninteresting personalities and awful dialogues. Praying that they don't come up with sequels.

Nishabdham (2020)

Utter junk

[1/10 · 4 October 2020]

*Pros * Maddy (1 star only for him)

Cons: * Beefed up Anushka * Anjali's pathetic English * All the American junior artists * Kona Venkat's story * Direction * Plot * The team's misjudgement that audience are mindless like them.

Varane Avashyamund (2020)

Nothing to feel good about

[1/10 · 16 September 2020]

Absolutely empty movie with zero content. The uninteresting characters keep talking for 2 and a half hours and at one point we don't even care what they are up to coz you know the screenplay never moved an inch from the time title cards were on. Give it a miss. Pure waste of time.

Sia: Cheap Thrills (2016 Music Video)

Pathetic

[1/10 · 27 August 2020]

The dance and the expressions were psychotic and crazy for such an amazing song. Maddie Ziegler is overrated. No words to explain the annoyance I felt on seeing her perform for this song. Loved the vintage style visuals of Sean Paul version though.

Dark (2017–2020)

Plot holes big enough to fit in 10 blackholes.

[1/10 · 29 June 2020]

This is definitely one of the most overrated series that cashes in on cheap thrills. It is clearly evident that season 2 was not planned while shooting season 1 and season 3 was not planned while shooting season 2. Since the audience grew for this junk, the creators took advantage of it and started playing jigsaw puzzle by introducing new characters whenever possible, giving new face to existing characters and devising new relationship goals for almost all characters just for the sake of CHEAP THRILLS. With half-boiled physics knowledge the creators have tried to fit in every single paradox and theories of the time-travel fiction into this garbage. Suppose tomorrow if a new time travel theory is proposed by the physicists, I'm sure they'll announce Dark Season 4.