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Atlas (2024)
The most UNLIKEABLE character ever created
Congratulations Holywood, you just made the MOST unlikeable, unbearable, annoying character ever..EVER.
50 mins in and i had to stop since Jennifer Lopez keeps whinning on AI-chatbot non-stop. It's not only her character being non-stop annoying, she's also one of the most stupid human being while being told by the movie that she's the most intelligent human in human history. The only sensable and good character was the one which told the commandant that she's ''unstable, wrong, bad at relations, cant even take care of a plant'' and the commander answers ''that's why she's the sharpest mind of our time''. Yep, okkaayyy!
I can tell scene by scene how incredibly bad those dialogs are but it will be nothing but waste of your time.
Anyways, if you want to watch ''Some old woman yells at Siri for 2 hours'', be my guest.
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
The difference is night and day
This is not a Mad Max movie. And this is not the ''Fury Road'' prequel you would expected.
This is more like a theatral 40 mins of a boring, unimpressive, uninteresting, braindead backstory with comedic/charicaturized characters who are big fan of cosplayings. As soon as A. Taylor's part start, it kinda starts to become a little more bearable. But it still is comedic, zero serious, zero madness and almost zero cool things happening around the world.
The movie is an unending car chasing on Dakar rally championship and those are the only good things to mention about it: the action (which weren't too much or too impressive tbh)
Senua's Saga: Hellblade II (2024)
Something horrible happened to Ninja Theory
Hellblade 1 was one of the best game ive ever played. And everything i loved about it has gone on Hellblade 2. It's a walking simulator with way less gameplay even tho the combat has a well done mechanic+art. The puzzles are way less than previous. And unfortunately they are incredibly braindead unlike the first one which were super fun to solve.
THE STORY is incredibly empty and meaningless unlike H1. The characters have absolutely nothing deep/special to care. Bosses/enemies are terrible and dont even worth to mention. The voices in her head, this time around, are nothing but annoying. They serve absolutely nothing and dont tick any feel on player.
THE GRAPHICS, except the prologue, are actually a mess. The sea/water is PS2 level. There are too much noise on the screen and i'm not talking about the cinematic noise. The Cave episode was WAY too long and incredibly boring. The sparkle effects were also bad. It's 2024 and this game is the only game to have bad sparkle fx. There are no boss fights if you wonder. You just walk, run and kill a few minions with incredibly easy fashion. Level designs, unlike the first game, WERE BLAND af. Ninja Theory had A. Taini if you care for the graphic design. I wonder if he was part of this game cause it looked not.
The ONLY GOOD PART about this game was the score. PERFECT SOUND DESIGN. From music to voice acting to enviroment sounds, IT WAS PERFECTION! Overall.... What a disappointment! 4/10 (first game was 8/10)
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Stromtroopers! Step aside! We have worse NPCs now!
Every enemy/opponent in this movies are incredibly bad at fight/war. Also these armies supposed to ''conqure'' galactic wide of areas. But they have like 9 helicopters, 500 stromtroopers and a few personal guards with ''swords''.. lol
The only good and passable thing about those 2 movies are visuals but why do people overrate whenever they some some decent visuals? The characters, the dialogs, the action, and storytelling are so incredibly childish that it is unbelievable that writers&director aren't actually 13 years old kids.
The characters are especially so bad. None of them suits to ''what they should be''. Maybe because whenever we see a character there's a HUGE dB sound of ''WHAAAAAAAOOOO''. And for the love of god, can anyone tell me what's the deal with Zendeya? She looks like a genz tiktok influencer. None of those ''desert'' people looks like they do live there without water etc. And that BLUE EYES look LAUGHABLE on them.
The world is really effed up, isn't it?...since ''Oppenheimer, Barbie, Godzilla, Past lives & Poor things'' are on ''Oscars''? Lootbox & Live service gaming era of movies!
I.S.S. (2023)
Why do they always pick those characters?
6 mentally ill, scientificly incompetent, socially awkward psychopaths are in ISS. First of all, the black actress WAS TERRIBLE on acting. Anyways those astronauts literally do everything wrong. And they all have mental illness and unstable af even before anything happened. How did they even get this job?
Meanwhile half of the world is on fire, means literally the life in earth will be completely over in a few weeks AND SOMEHOW 2 countries that started the whole full nuclear war HAVE ALL THE COMMUNICATION and THEY ARE ALL FINE and they say ISS is the most important thing so kill the others.
FXs are terrible, nothing spectecular, story is meh, the black actress is TERRIBLE and.... just skip this, it is really bad.
Past Lives (2023)
If this cring-fest gets an Oscar...
..then it means all you have to do is to make a foreign game, make them talk foreign, hire a good camera director and that's all.
There's no story btw. I can write the whole synopsis in 3 sentences.
Dialog exchanges are TERRIBLE, the metaphors are laughable, the ''cringe'' waitings between each dialog from actors are mindblowingly bad.
So you might ask, why is this getting praised and bad reviews getting DOWNVOTED? Because this is a modern hippie movie with INCREDIBLY TALENTED CAMERA DIRECTOR. The only reason that i kept watching this pointless overrated-drama is the camera angles. The guy did amazing job.
If this wins, then the math is really EASY, you guys: make foreign movie, cast foreign, language choice foreign and there you are..you WON AN AUTO OSCAR.
The First Slam Dunk (2022)
Both disappointed and had fun (mostly of good memories)
SlamDunk anime is one of the funniest and also better sport animes of all time. I also read the whole manga and it is also extremely fun and exciting. SlamDunk franchise is about Hanamichi who just wants to impress a girl who is into basketball. This movie tho, for whatever reason, focuses on Ryota and sooo many dramas and so many basketball-loving moments. That's where they lost me on this. Visuals are 3d, the models are 1 on 1, some animations are great. But there are a lot of ''NPC'' moments. The worst aspect of the movie was the sound effects. For fans, it's a disappointment. For newcomers, it wont make a difference or buy the manga. They should've focus on Hanamichi and end it with him. Unfortunetely, it is a waste of oppotunity.
Lady Ballers (2023)
Edgy (could've been more), Brave (could've been more) and Fun (could've been more)
It could've been way better but wow.
I can't believe we got so many BAD ABSURD COMEDIES over a decade and this one came out of nowhere and hit so many the right buttons. Some dialog exchanges and some actings (especially the wife) are way too cheap but i ACTUALLY HAD FUN with the movie.
Kudos to everyone involved. Just like the SP Pander episode, THIS should've been DONE. Not because of social message, JUST BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY.
I also wanted to thank the makers for not putting unnecessary nudity and putting headphones on little girls ear when they use bad words. There were also some unseeable details like, it was something like ''The climate is about to burn you all any day''. I really hope we get more of these.
Oppenheimer (2023)
Incredibly overrated
The movie is 3 hours long and the (bg) music never stops for 2.5 hours. Whenever the music stops and you hear the enviroment you feel like you finally watch a quality movie. But then ''Youtube'' level of EDITING hits between each dialog exchange and the movie is ruined again. What do i mean by that? Let's say there's a dialog total of 10 sentences. There is not even breathing between sentences. Again, just like a Youtube video edit, where you cut the blanks just to have a faster speech. And the bad doesn't even end there. I know EVERY -ism and every scientific term they use. But that took my 40 years. I bet at least half of the audience have no idea what they listen for at least 2 hours. As a movie, it really FAILS to simplify-convert the story to the audience. The movie is not a movie. It is more of a documentary that's been over ''dramatized'' by terrible sound and amazing visuals and amazing cast.
Overrated!
Shingeki no Kyojin: The Final Chapters: Special 2 (2023)
Season 3 was the pick
Then it falls down HARD right after that. Story gets super-duper mixed up and confusing because confusing and mixed up is ''cool''. In the end of the story appearantly nothing mattered. Everything was already decided from the beginning.
Visuals got hit harder than the story. It's not even close to the qualiity of the previous season. So, another part of what made it great, GONE! The music right after season 3 was also dead. All they did was re-use the old ones just whenever it is possible. So, no improvement at all.
In the end, ALL THE WAITS, all the DELAYS, and all these years come to point where every aspect of the show is inferior. Especially directing of Season 4 as a whole IS A CRIME. The editing, the animation, the storyboard...just everything, liiterally EVERYTHING looks and sounds rushed. From one of the greatest anime show of all time to some mediocre meh thing... How bad did the directors of Season 4 were to accomplish that? I say, they are terrible.
Suzume no Tojimari (2022)
it's actually not bad
Most animes literally suck at endings. But somehow this didn't suck although it wasn't a mindblowing twist like ''Your Name''. But at least it progressed well. Yeah there were a lot of cliches we've seen on many animes and many obsessions. But characters are likeable, not boring. VA are good unlike anime series. Animations were good, the colors could've been better but it's an art direction decision so...nothing to complain. My only complain would be the flashbacks not delivering.
It was a surprisingly good anime. Most animes nowadays are really really bad and most of them don't even have proper ending (yeah mangas too). But man, those anime-cliches must end.
Extraction 2 (2023)
First half is a must see
When the boring intro end and action starts, it is EPIC good. The uncut scenes, the blending of two different scenes, the transtions and the whole action are all superb.
But as soon as second half starts it is literally goes BACK TO standart action movies with LOTS OF CUTS and SHAKY CAM... The ending was also standart cliche thing that we've seen billion times. You can watch the movie just literally for the first action scene from the prison to train and the literally close the movie. Trust me, you'll lose nothing.
Extra word Extddra wssord Extrad word Extra woaradExtra word Extra word Extra wordleee.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It's comedy
It really is. Nothing makes sense, every scene has fault in it, horrible acting, bad scenes, overall incredibly bad scary movie that's not scary but just have some gore in it. The only ''good'' scene was maybe the opening? Since it was just ''straight up'' killing, instead of demons ''screaming'' or just ''holding''....lol SKIP THIS and THANK ME later.
It really is. Nothing makes sense, every scene has fault in it, horrible acting, bad scenes, overall incredibly bad scary movie that's not scary but just have some gore in it. The only ''good'' scene was maybe the opening? Since it was just ''straight up'' killing, instead of demons ''screaming'' or just ''holding''....lol SKIP THIS and THANK ME later.
It really is. Nothing makes sense, every scene has fault in it, horrible acting, bad scenes, overall incredibly bad scary movie that's not scary but just have some gore in it. The only ''good'' scene was maybe the opening? Since it was just ''straight up'' killing, instead of demons ''screaming'' or just ''holding''....lol SKIP THIS and THANK ME later.
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Expensive polished visual effects for cheap cliche Holywood script
I have so many things to point horrible cliches and a story that does not make sense but it would be nothing but waste of my time. Instead i'll just say if you watch this ON MUTE you will miss nothing. There were so many plot holes so many nonsense but i guess it is just for entertainment so i forgive those. But story is just so weak for this to be a masterpiece. Visually it is good but unlike most people say, i don't like this much of rainbowy-design. It's ''Ebru'' art from Turkish history. And it's on everything. Or it is ''Winamp Milkdrop Visualization'' effects on everything. I mean EVERYTHING. It is just, as i mentioned right now, overdone.
The orchestral music also is annoying. It never stopped. I have no idea why Holywood love it and it's essential on every friggin movie.
Glass Onion (2022)
He doesn't get why Knives Out was good
I had to keep rewind on every dialog like ''Am i missing something really special smart?'' and ''Am i too stup1d for this?''
OR ''This movie sucks!'' Yep..that was the answer when i finally reach the end. This movie is not good and nothing at all like ''Knives Out'' except the title. It's complex af just for the sake of being complex, it's twisted just for the sake of being TRYHARD twisted and LITERALLY EVERYTHING (acting, visuals, music, story, directing, the set..) IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
First of all, the green screen is so obvious and horribly done that you can see GREEN TINT on characters. And voiceovers are super obvious that it felt like a casual TV series. The environment sound sounded like trial version of STOCK AUDIOS.
Clarity is at worst. The story, the dialogs, the characters and setting..everything is there to make you not understand anything. UNLIKE KNIVES OUT which TRIES TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND what really happened. Do you understand the difference?
None of the characters are likeable (every character in Knives Out is likeable (even tho they are villians)). The story is not interesting, the mystery is not really that big. It's all just big silly bowel of ''pretension''.
What a waste...
The Good Place (2016)
The most ''progressing forward'' show
Season 1&2 are straight up ''pretty damn good'' cause the characters are mean, the story is dynamic and keep progressing.
But just like all other failed seasons of shows, THE HUGS, the friendships, the morale, the message killed the show. After season 2, it's boring. The characters are oversaturated. Season finale was nothing but hugging, remembering, smiling, hugging, morale, love messages and other crabs like that where every other tv shows failed. Dear god, even Walking Dead failed cause of those. Remember when it was about survive or running away from Zombies? Now it's about friendships, trust, morale talks, love, hugs and crabs like that. Lol.
Season 1-2 thumbs up, Season 3-4 two thumbs down.
House of the Dragon: The Rogue Prince (2022)
Are these high raters high?
It's so obvious that the budget is super-low vs an original GoT episode.
Story, dialogs are very uninteresting. Writers sound like amateurs.
Acting is incredibly bad.
And voice-overs are literally just randomly reading the dialogs. Laughably bad.
For the whole episode there wasn't a single real-voice/sound. They're all dubbed/voiceovered. And just carefully listen, especially Deamon's new wife. She just read the lines, with no acting, no motion at all. It's like she's reading a book to his child on bed.
Visuals are pathetic. Wigs are trash. Story is dumb. Storytelling is dumber. Acting is F- and i have no idea how any real human watching this can like it.
The Last Man on Earth (2015)
''Hugging'' killed another sitcom
The show and main character was great when he was an a-hole. The main girl tho is literally annoying. Like...Sheldon from Big Bang. Doesn't make sense, just straight up annoying. But the show was interesting, tolerable, it was fun. Then love and hugging time started. And it's gone.
Now that it has like 40 characters, it's nothing different than a random sitcom show cause it literally lost the concept which is ''being alone in the earth''. The girl is still annoying, main character is a hug machine and annoying and it's full of people and every episode another new character pops on.
So watch the 1st season...maybe 2.. then stop watching it cause it's nothing fun there waiting for you anymore.
Scrubs (2001)
Get ready for 100000 ''Sometimes'' head voice
Yes, you'll keep hearing ''Sometimes'' word over and over but every joke and every scene done greatly.
The series is very polished, fun and smart. The intro is very tolerable unlike ALL OTHER sitcoms. Also no laugh track makes it even more tolerable. So, this series is a MUST WATCH before you die.
Anger Management (2012)
Quick Tip: Don't start a show with 40 characters
Problems:
- Too many characters
- 4 nicest persons have unending anger therapy
- 1 of them, as you guessed it right, is gay
- Charlie has too much dialogs
- Intro and the music is TOO LOUD
- Since there are too many characters, some of them just waits there to land 1 sentence and leave. Very cringe
Goods: + Charli's new neighbor and that new blonde therapist nailed it!
Coupling (2000)
It's still the best written, thought, planned and directed comedy
I've seen almost all kind of sitcoms, comedies. But COUPLING is still the most hilarious, smartly done and acted perfect show ever.
All characters are beyond good and they are surrounded with ''sex'' stuff. The 2 point of view for men and women also great.
The show is underrated. It's a diamond. Too bad it ended way too quickly. Btw the way it ended still tears my eyes and touches my heart.
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
First few seasons are ok, the rest is TORTURE
First of all, whoever thinks (and this director thinks this) LAUGH TRACKS are a must, is an idiot. You'll be mindblowed by how every sentence end with laugh tracks. It's annoying. It's annoying. IT IS ANNOYING!
And it's full of annoying dialogs of manchild named ''Sheldon'' who was a reasonable character in first season, then they decided to make the whole show about him and i can swear the director directly told the actor ''Be annoying and childish as much as you can''.
Then they introduce us with Bernadett who was a great character. Then few episodes later the director said ''You gotta be annoying. Try an annoying voice''.
BTW, these are high profile ''SCIENTISTS'' but literally stupid. When i said stupid, i mean it. All the characters are stupid except the ''blonde hot girl''.
Horrible show, it's a cashgrab. Maybe 1 or 2 seasons are watchable if you have time to waste on super braindead annoying tv show.
Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000)
Mostly perfect but sometimes Larry char is too annoying
The show is everything i wanted. It's George from Seinfield with better plots in real world. It's great when Larry deals with little problems and those become mountains. But sometimes he becomes ''ANNOYING OLD MAN'' which is where it loses its magic.
Dear Larry, if you are reading this, making an annoying character (just like Sheldon character from Big Bang) is not a good idea nor funny. The character can be azhole but annoying is a deal breaker.
The Northman (2022)
Eric Northman cosplaying Vinland Saga. Yes, overrated
It's just bad. Full of cliches that we watch the same thing with the same concepts over and over again. And this movie just adds whatever they want, nothing makes sense. I don't understand how some people said ''Wow, this was a good movie''. Same happened with Shang Chi. I guess, it's time to stop listening other people.
The Walking Dead: Acts of God (2022)
Stopped at 8th season, tried 11, here's the result:
They still have unlimited ammo. They still have unlimited supplies. They even have ice cream ffs. The zombies are still useless-expensive fillers. And the story is still going no where. I mean, ''The virus'' story ended with like 2nd season ''We all have it'', right? Since then there's absolutely no progress. So, wth are we watching? We are watching a SUPER-SLOW PACED human relations with nonstop ''A Sidechar kills a sidechar''. Also if a zombie grab your leg, you are totally fine in this show.