tangoscash Reviews

Perfect (II) (2018)

Another stinker

[2/10 · 19 February 2020]

One of the worst ones I ever tried to sit through. Positive treview are fake, beware.

Xenophobia (I) (2019)

A real stinker

[1/10 · 19 February 2020]

When it's so bad, it's....well terrible. I've gone and done a number2 that smelled better than this movie, but in a word, our was awful.

Agent Jade Black (2020)

So bad it's ...bad

[2/10 · 17 February 2020]

There's bad and then every once in a while, there's terrible. Absolutely forgettable film. In fact it was so bad, after suffering through the first 50 minutes, I realised I have too much self respect to finish watching.

Flashout (2019)

Aren't fake reviews a treat

[1/10 · 25 November 2019]

I too could only bare watching it for 5 minutes. Script? What script, there isn't any. Completely void of anything decent. Just goes to show you anyone with a camera on a phone can make a "movie" if you can even call it that. Word of advice-just because you can do something, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

No Surrender (2018)

Beware of positive reviews

[1/10 · 5 August 2019]

This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's like when you go on vacating to a foreign country and they have some cheesy action movie dubbed in English, playing on the cable tv in the hotel room. Trying so hard to identify with the "American" crowd yet completely out of touch and a colossal fail. That's this movie here. I'd wager the 10 star reviews are people that are involved in the production of this pit stain of a movie. I normally do not review titles on imdb but I felt strongly compelled to give a much deserves 1 star rating/review.

Earthrise (2014)

agree with review by Arthur Facteau

[1/10 · 18 October 2015]

this easily should be rated a 3 out of 10! the current 5.1 is far too generous, heck even a 3 is generous. the opening scene was pretty indicative of how poorly it was all put together so i really didn't need to torture myself for another 40 minutes until i finally could not take it anymore. i am quite certain i have seen better camera work on Youtube from 12 year old's, yea it really is that bad. anyone rating this above 3 stars is either easy to please or is involved with the project in some way, is a fake review or was payed or influenced to put something on here to skew the vote. pathetic. Unfortunate, because we see this a lot here on IMDb especially with lower budget movies like this one being a perfect example. if you really have nothing better to do, you can always see it for yourself but be warned, this is utter garbage!

Arthur & Merlin (2015)

Mind blowing

[1/10 · 16 September 2015]

Plot: A young Celtic warrior and a hermit wizard must unite to defeat an evil druid. it is not often you get acting this bad, but when you do it is something to behold. this is yet another perfect example of people abusing the IMDb rating system to their own selfish ends. So basically for the first 5 other "critics" its okay to rate this utter garbage a perfect 10 because you want to support the UK independent bla bla bla. ever think for a second the reviews should be unbiased and entirely based on the movie itself and how you would compare it against other movies in its genre?! apparently that's asking too much. the acting, last night i watched Chain of Command (currently rated at a solid 3.7 out of 10) with Michael Jai White, is he getting worse?! i swear judging by that movie his acting, if you can even call it that, seems like its actually worse, dafq?! now this movie is even worse than that one, my gawd! So the only actor i recognize here is the large British actor, Adrian Bouchet from Predator Dark Ages 2015, which, even though that one was low budget too, was somewhat enjoyable. Sadly this movie had nothing enjoyable, terrible everything, from story telling, pathetic sound (retarded keyboard/ambient organ), acting and the scripts were just awful. just... wow, thanks UK, for showing us just how bad a movie can be. Uwe Boll got nothing on you Arthur & Merlin.

Jurassic Prey (2015)

Just because.....

[1/10 · 6 July 2015]

some genius decided to try and make a movie by joining a bunch of videos clips together shot from i would guess is, judging by the image quality, their android phone and tried to pass it off as something other that pure garbage. 4.8 score? really? let me guess the cast and crew all voted on their own film to "pad" the IMDb vote count, pathetic. this is by far the worst movie i have ever watched for less than 5 minutes of, but it was actually closer to about 20 seconds that i knew this was utter trash, sad. this is where i actual begin to feel pity on the folks involved with this joke of a project. stick to doing whatever else it is you do. leave movie making up to the professionals, and for heavens sake don't release it.

PLOT "A group of people brought together through a twist of fate hide out in a remote cabin, unaware that a ferocious monster roams the surrounding area."

ridiculous toy baby dino....er monster

just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Free Fall (2014)

worse than expected

[1/10 · 16 March 2015]

let me keep this short by starting with a zero because giving this even 1 vote is too kind. yes, it is that awful and if you think for a second "well sure it's probably not very good but lets see some action or skin or whatever" stop right there, you won't even get that. really sloppy editing on the last fight scene, if you can call it that, just a bunch of mean mugging and crappy camera cuts and no actual fighting, lol. repeat... let me keep this short by starting with a zero because giving this even 1 vote is too kind. yes, it is that awful and if you think for a second "well sure it's probably not very good but lets see some action or skin or whatever" stop right there, you won't even get that. really sloppy editing on the last fight scene, if you can call it that, just a bunch of mean mugging and crappy camera cuts and no actual fighting, lol.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

A total disaster!!

[1/10 · 27 December 2010]

Bad acting, bad camera work, bad effects, everything about this is amateur, it's about the equivalent of a bad porn film caliber acting with some soft porn. I like Tarantino films and I enjoyed Rodriguez's 'Machete' but guys, don't waste your time on this garbage, it's the biggest load of low budget crap you will ever see in your entire life! Yea, its that bad, the reality is Nude Nuns with Big Guns is so poorly done it truly deserves only 1/10, perhaps someone at IMDb HQ can figure out a way or something besides awarding stars to rate movies, may I suggest we begin here with awarding a gigantic piece of turd. A total disaster!! Consider yourself warned.