scottsautobody Reviews

Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010)

Awesome! Finally a good remake of "Red Dawn"

[8/10 · 22 December 2010]

Loved it! When I was a child, "Red Dawn" scared the crap out of me. The directors got this film right. Scenic views, decent actors, great plot. I honestly can't wait until part 2. I would have given, the film, 10 out of ten. However, what film deserves 10 out of ten? I am not familiar with these actors, but they are excellent. I am impressed! I would rank this film in the top 10 foreign films, according too me! Watch this film, it's great. The more i watched, the more I loved it. The tension builds, patriots are born, gunfire, explosions, excellent film. The fact, that the plot is possible, sucks you in. After watching "Red Dawn",I was always scared, that the communists where going to invade. Did I mention, this film is awesome? Did I mention, there are hot chicks shooting guns? How about explosions? Watch this film. If you have seen "Red Dawn", You must see "Tomorrow when the war began" Excellent film!

Trash Humpers (2009)

What a piece of Garbage. No pun intended. There friends must have gave them all the votes!

[1/10 · 22 December 2010]

Um, what can I say. This "film" made me dumber. I feel like an idiot for watching this "film". Can you really call this a "film". Just because you put some crap on VHS, does not make it a film! What total garbage! Enter pun here. WTF. You must be totally retarded to love this "film". Who the F#@$ voted high for this film. I didn't laugh once. Can't believe I watched the whole thing! These people have waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to much time on there hands. Go get a real job! You suck as filmmakers, if one considered this a "film". Man, I don't think I would watch another film from these retards ever! I kept watching hoping that something cool would happen. Boy do I feel stupid. Only an idiot would like this crap! Who voted for this thing? What in the world were these idiots thinking? No wonder the director is a total flop. I would watch the other movies, but I am now too stupid to do so. WTF. Jackass ripoff. Totally lame. WTF. WTF. What total crap. Are they trying to be funny? Ironic? WTF. I am now dumber. Thanks retards. WTF. I can feel my brain shrinking. If it is any consolation, my cat watched for 30 seconds, and got bored. He's 2 months old. WTF.