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Blonde (2022)

If you didn't have depression well you will now and probably therapy after this!

[1/10 · 1 October 2022]

This fictitious movie is about all the disgusting disturbing things about Marilyn Monroe. It starts off within about 10 minutes or so. I was watching this movie and it shows child abuse of the mother bashing her child's head into the dash of the car then trying to strangle and drown her child and then it shows her mother completely naked closing the door behind her as she gets adopted ethan portrays her mother in a mental institution, completely zoned out of her mind probably on Valium then it depict as a complete prostitute, like she has a polyamorous relationship with two dudes, and has this sexual relationship with these two guys who are obviously bisexual, and very disturbing, sex scenes which include rape misogyny, and the first husband is completely abusive, slaps her in the face, and it whips her with a belt and talks about her having an abortion which there is no clear evidence that Marilyn Monroe ever had an abortion on top of that within 30 minutes at the end of the movie. Practically, she gives a BJ to I assume depicted the president and it actually shows her in graphic detail, stroking and orally pleasuring , the guy with facial expressions which you don't actually see fellatio but it's pretty graphic to the point where it's almost X-rated. The whole movie is just absolutely disgusting and you're probably going to have therapy after this like my God. I already have depression now I think I'm gonna have to increase my Lexapro. Thanks a lot and what's even more triggering is Brad Pitt was also the producer on this movie no wonder it didn't work out with you and Angelina.

Blonde (2022)

If you didn't have depression, think this film for it

[1/10 · 30 September 2022]

This film is the most disgusting pieces of work I have ever seen this movie has a lot of really dark twisted within 10 minutes just starting of the movie. You have a child, literally being beaten and drowned in her own bathtub and then you start off with all the sex scenes and assault and very dark and depressing scenes, and then you have this cuckold relationship thing going on. Where it to depicted Marilyn Monroe as this whore. This movie is just ridiculously long. It's like they're trying to torture you and shove depression in your face at two hours and 47 minutes going from Navarre to color and back and forth. I am already in about an hour and five minutes and I don't know if I can handle another hour and 41 minutes I feel like I have already tortured myself enough. I feel like this is self waterboarding at this point what kind of rubbish is this? I seriously do not understand, how anyone could've made this film and thought this was gonna be what audiences wanted. You have sexual assault child abuse, rape, and really dark and depressing moments of her mother being a psycho and now she's practically a mute on so many drugs that she doesn't even recognize her own daughter anymore. It's sad to see how much depression that Marilyn Monroe faced where she took her own life and died because of it. However, this movie is going to cause more depression for other individuals to watch this like the woman has been gone for so long and this is the way that you're treating her now like my God this woman was an icon and is the face of Hollywood when people think of Hollywood, they think of Marilyn Monroe my own grandfather went to school with Marilyn Monroe. The woman is absolutely gorgeous. What the hell has Hollywood done to this woman with this film absolute garbage I feel like this is torture. If I keep watching this, maybe I need to smoke more weed just to finish it.

Spree (2020)

This is got to be one of the worst movies ever

[1/10 · 27 August 2022]

So I'm on Hulu right now watching this movie and it is beyond garbage it takes place as a guy who wants to get attention so desperately that he becomes basically an Uber driver and he goes around murdering people and it's basically one of the worst movies I've ever seen Joe Keery is amazing in stranger things but the whole premise of this movie in the storyline was basically written by a bunch of stupid high school students this movie is basically written by a bunch of morons it is one of the most garbage movies I've ever seen and no likable characters whatsoever my god if this is what movies are passing nowadays this society sucks and I'm on My Way, Neil. So I'm on Hulu right now watching this movie and it is beyond garbage it takes place as a guy who wants to get attention so desperately that he becomes basically an Uber driver and he goes around murdering people and it's basically one of the worst movies I've ever seen Joe Keery is amazing in stranger things but the whole premise of this movie in the storyline was basically written by a bunch of stupid high school students this movie is basically written by a bunch of morons it is one of the most garbage movies I've ever seen and no likable characters whatsoever my god if this is what movies are passing nowadays this society sucks and I'm a millennial!

Elvis (2022)

Comes off boring

[4/10 · 24 June 2022]

I am bored the beginning comes off annoying with transitions. I'm halfway in the movie now and I'm so bored. Overrated. It's okay. Wouldn't see it again. Kind of boring,

That Damn Michael Che (2021–2022)

I don't get it!

[1/10 · 28 May 2022]

I really am having a hard time understanding the humor in it. How did it get a second season? It's so bland. I don't get the deadpan comedy. Maybe cause it's harder for my spectrum disorder? But, good god. I don't get the humor at all. I've watched both seasons and I just find this so painfully unfunny I tried really hard to like it and I don't.

The Lincoln Lawyer (2022– )

I would stick with the movie the TV show is not worth watching

[4/10 · 18 May 2022]

The acting isn't very good and plus the accomplice that helps him out with the long hair his voice acting is really bad it seems completely put on and does it seem natural whatsoever his voice acting is so bad I'm like this is so aggravating to listen to it's really bad I'm just gonna watch it just so it's over with but I really hope there isn't a second season for the love of God do not make a second season if you do you pretty much just ruined your entire career because this show is a joke.

Let There Be Light (I) (2017)

One of the worst movies ever by one of the worst trolls ever

[1/10 · 9 May 2022]

So if you want to be a Twitter troll cars of a Christian and be hateful you're going to be a bad actor and also be a really bad person making bad movies so Kevin Sorbo is a Twitter troll who basically things abortion is murder when he's a man telling women what to do he thinks he's the Cali word actor when really he's nothing but an actor he's done all these got awful movies like Kirk Cameron like all these wanna be actors and all these movies he's done or complete garbage rhetoric he's not gonna make any money or anything whatsoever I would pass on this guy and really he's just sticking to Twitter he probably makes money on Twitter by every time I Christian gives them a nickel of their Jesus coins.

We Need to Talk About Cosby (2022)

Shows how creepy Bill Cosby really was may contain spoilers

[8/10 · 31 January 2022]

Bill Cosby basically is a comedian who got busted for three counts of rape aggravated assault and drugging women. This documentary talks about how he did a book and it was a novel to himself about this insect called the Spanish fly and it's basically how to help an orgasm and to get like an erection or some thing or a burning desire in your urethra and he talked about it numerous times even about fat Albert of getting with somebody and he acts like this good clean-cut dad on television but in reality he is a creep and a rapist and you hear from different stories of women very similar stories of what he has done and he should be in prison indefinitely for the rest of his life there should be absolutely no mercy for pedophiles, murderers and rapists such as him. This documentary just came out last night and I'm on the last fourth installment of this documentary it's a decent documentary I don't really understand why there is for parts however, it does show how ridiculous and creepy Bill Cosby really was I never really liked the guy I never really liked his comedy whatsoever but it's crazy how he deliberately was this creepy and he did all this under peoples noses and everyone just showed away and thought no there's no way this guy could be like this no he most certainly is. Bill Cosby is a rapist just like O. J. Simpson is a murderer.

Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous (2013)

I can see why it only had one season

[1/10 · 19 January 2022]

I can see why it only had one season this is beyond one of the most atrocity TV shows I've ever seen basically it stars Beau bur them a wannabe person who wants to be famous so desperately he does a mockery of reality TV show where a camera follows him around and he tries to become famous so desperately to be a music artist or whatever it's beyond stupid it is the dumbest idea I've ever heard no wonder it only had one season. I'm really glad that it only had one season because I can't take much more of this and I'm on the second episode good God help me there isn't enough weed to help me with this cancer.

The Freak Brothers (2020– )

Anything Pete Davidson touches turns to garbage

[1/10 · 5 December 2021]

Anything Pete Davidson touches turns to garbage The premise of the show is about three stoners who I guess are brothers and they do some type of strain and they are unconscious for many many decades until the year 2020 it's just not funny it really lacks a lot of character the voice acting is horrible like seriously just shut it down already I really hope there's no more episodes because it's just garbage just like Pete Davidson's comedy.

King Richard (2021)

Overrated and dad is out of control.

[5/10 · 23 November 2021]

Will smith plays Richard. A stubborn dad with unusual methods to make his daughters big time tennis superstars growing up in Compton. One of his daughters have a better life he pushes them into a career of being in a very white dominated sport and they go on to be the best tennis players in the world. The problem with his methods is that he is way too over-the-top all these deals that they get all this money and they throw all that stuff away it's insanity to me like I don't get it it's like if I got $3 million of endorsements and charities and a nice house and a RV and all these things to compete and get where I was I would just do that I wouldn't do everything else so his methods are just crazy and it's aggravating to watch however I am glad that one guy got killed the one who was beating them up in the movie my God he deserved to die lol but yeah this movie is highly overrated and it's somewhat boring tennis is the only sport where they say love for it to be zero like could you imagine if you looked at your bank account balance and it said love and the scoring system makes absolutely no sense 10 2040 deuce like what the hell does that even mean ?

Brickleberry (2012–2015)

There is a reason why it didn't get past three seasons

[1/10 · 10 November 2021]

Probably one of the worst comedies I've ever seen in a long time I would much rather watch South Park or The Simpsons because I've tried watching one episode and it just isn't funny the idea of park rangers trying to save their part just doesn't work it's very unoriginal comedy as well I mean I think Daniel Tosh is a great comedian but this cartoon just sucks .

Only Murders in the Building (2021– )

Not funny awful comedy two thumbs down

[1/10 · 31 August 2021]

This critically acclaimed only murders in the building is one of the worst comedy crime TV shows I've ever seen. You have really terrible acting with way too much over the top stuff it just doesn't come natural it's aggravating more than anything I tried really hard to watch that after the two seasons or I should say two episodes I'm really hoping there are no more seasons of this god awful show.

Generation (2021)

Trying so hard to be crazy and they fail

[1/10 · 5 July 2021]

Trying so hard to be crazy and they fail this show is just the other mouse pathetic excuse of a TV show I don't understand the plot whatsoever it's over eccentric everything has to be cringe he seems unnatural the characters are all a bunch of narcissist self-loathing self replicating horrible people every single one is a horrible person on the shell I hate all the characters terrible shell HBO do not do a second season do yourself a favor and save the money for something else the L word is better production than this.

Love, Simon (2018)

Martin is a disaster why didn't he get revenge?

[3/10 · 3 July 2021]

So in this movie it's about a kid coming out as being gay and he lives like in a luxurious house of white people who make a ton of money and doesn't have it that bad and society has liberal parents which obviously are going to accept him for being gay. Martin is a horrible human being who basically destroyed him on the Internet and he knew it was him the thing that frustrates me the most is when he made that post to get this kid to go out with him on a Ferris wheel to make out because he was in love with him what annoys me is why didn't he destroy Martin on the Internet? Get back at him call him a loser for trying to go out with that girl who obviously is out of his league make fun of his hair like seriously you sometimes have to be little and destroy someone's so badly that they will never ever mess with you ever again and I was really hoping for that and that's the part that I really didn't like about the movie I thought this gay kid was going to destroy Martin online and he didn't very disappointing movie I wanted to see that horrible kid get destroyed he is the devil and he deserves it..

Also it's so painfully obvious that the black kid was obviously in to Simon I mean come on even though I'm autistic I can tell that he was hinting it.

Like when he brought up Oreos and then brought up the Halloween ones that are the best he said that in a anonymous chat room how can people not connect the dots it was so easily obvious that it was him I could totally towel even the way he was looking at them at the cafeteria when they ate together you could clearly tell he was into him this was such a pointless movie it's so predictable it's terrible.

Workin' Moms (2017–2023)

The worst TV show I have ever seen on Netflix please cancel

[1/10 · 21 June 2021]

The worst TV show I have ever seen on Netflix please cancel so a bunch of narcissistic parents who are a bunch of deadbeats can't handle their children and their children are a bunch of dumb idiots this entire show is so unfunny and stupid it's very narcissistic I really hate this shell please cancel it already this is cancer!

Moonbase 8 (2020)

Stick to comedy writing isn't your thing

[1/10 · 1 December 2020]

This has to be the dumbest tasteless show I have ever seen.

Swipe Night (2019– )

I want to date not play games

[1/10 · 27 September 2020]

This app is so stupid. I don't want to choose things to meet matches how is this relevant to actually finding someone? This app is dumb. Dumb game.

Mythic Quest (2020– )

Horrible

[1/10 · 7 August 2020]

It just isn't funny. The jokes all of it. Is lacking. I tried so hard to like it. I couldn't. I what was Apple thinking? This is just so bad it's always Sunny was different and always went back to bad ideas. This is a rip off of Silicon Valley. Except it isn't funny whatsoever.

The Gardener (III) (2016)

I was so bored and annoyed!

[1/10 · 28 April 2020]

Seriously! Overly pretentious to have money and to have a garden that big. With that obsession. Waste of money. How can someone be happy doing this? So much poverty and a generation of wreath. I just found selfish and very self-absorbed. I hated this movie.

John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019 TV Movie)

Painfully unfunny and just terrible

[1/10 · 31 December 2019]

I never understood John Mulaney's humor at all I have never found this guy funny is delivery is awful he comes off as a Socio path he always talks like he's from the 1940s era and this is just so bad it's like a ridiculous musical number and trying to be a Mr Rodgers isn't working. His haircut looks like something of a bird cut his hair. He's just so bad. It was terrible. An hour of this is Torture. I keep waiting and waiting and waiting to see if it would get funnier and it just gets worse and worse and worse.

You know the family guy episode where they are forced to watch how to use directv channel? Then they become brainwashed in a cult? That's what this show did too me.

The Irishman (2019)

Way too slow of a movie and too long.

[5/10 · 14 December 2019]

Basically everything that is wrong with Italians. They're all gangsters. I watch this movie and I regret watching it. Takes way too long to get to the point of the story.

It's Bruno! (2019)

This is awful horrible concept.

[1/10 · 30 May 2019]

Who's bright idea of Netflix gave this guy a series? This is unfunny and beyond stupid. Poorly shows a man and his dog to use humor of the streets of Brooklyn. Comes off overly ridiculous . I really don't get the humor of this show. It's beyond cheap and easy to do. For a series. This is one of the worst shows on Netflix.

What/If (2019)

What if the creator made a better show?

[1/10 · 25 May 2019]

The woman is an investor is evil and the acting is just over the top and the sex scenes are over the top dumb. I can write a better show. So, far fetched.

Christiana and Christiana (2017– )

Christiana Rocks!

[10/10 · 4 November 2018]

I remember the days of Vine. Watching her amazing videos. I really love the leaves fall in New York. What an art.

Christiana. Is funny.sweet and beautiful. With so much talent and wit. You can't help but, to keep tuned in. She brings so much humor. Creativity. On everything she does. I am such a big fan. I love everything she does.