****SPOILERS********SPOILERS********SPOILERS******* So today I went to see Colossal the the Odeon Covent garden which is a really great cinema as there is never anyone there and they always show the slightly more off the wall movies, the seats are however extraordinarily uncomfortable, and It kinda made me want to leave! To carry on with the food theme of my last few reviews this film was like meeting up with a long lost school friend for beer and nachos in a pub. You know the sort of thing: you are walking down the road minding your own business when someone catches your eye - you know you know them, but you can't place it so you stop and look proper and that's when they look at you, and it's too late to look away when you realise it's that bloke from school who was quite nice but a bit dull, and before you know it you're having a chat and he's saying we should have a beer, and before you can say "yeah in another 20 years dick face" you find yourself inexplicably saying, "well I've got nothing going on tonight - fancy a beer? We can catch up on old times!?" and the bastard says "Hey that's great!" and you suddenly find yourself in a pub you used to go to 20 years ago, but it's all been done up and it's not how it was, and the music is just a little too loud so you keep saying "what?" all the time. You chat for a bit and at first it's really exciting because he has got some information about a few people you wanted to know about, like the bloke you sat next to in Maths, and apparently he married a Canadian and now lives in Calgary, which you are never going to go to and you ask if the person you liked in the 5th form is still around and dick face says "Oh yes they are doing really well - they are store manager of the Ladbrokes by the station," and that's great for them, but you know you are not going to pop in, and they were going to be a rock star and be on Top of The Pops and everything, but now you are struggling and you ask how Colin is and his Mum died and it's all a bit awkward so you order some nachos, as they are loads of fun and not too expensive and you can both pick at them until there is only the huge lump of re-formed cheese like some sort of hideous tumour cut out of a Chernobyl technician's gut. That's how this film was. Really exciting at the beginning, I thought - this film maker has a voice and Ann Hathaway has the most amazing hair, but then quite quickly the magic began to trickle away. Plot points were rammed home a few more times than were necessary and a whole subplot with a useless English boyfriend (who also had wonky teeth - is this too much of a Cliché' these days?) which was completely cuttable the film hits a bump in the road. And stays on this bumpy road for a good half hour before deciding that they should probably get on with it and finish the movie, which they do in an extraordinarily predictable manner. No surprises here. I can totally see how this film was written, the director and his long lost mate in the pub saying, "wouldn't it be brilliant if this girl was like a huge Colossal monster in Korea!" and they both fall about laughing and that's it. Lovely hair Ann has no real character arc to fulfil and at the end of the movie she is just back at square 1. It just seemed very odd. It was full of really great moments, and some lovely ideas, some of the dialogue was coo, but the total lack of chemistry between any of the four main characters led me to look at my watch several times and I was really hoping for some super clever reveal at the end or a sting in the tail, but there was none. Even the motivation for the nasty man to be nasty was a bit feeble and in the end I was ready for the end. It's not bad - but it's not brilliant, just like that evening in the pub with the slightly boring bloke from school. Ann is excellent and deserved to be given a slightly more encompassing role, yes she's an alcoholic we get that but she needs to be more than that IMHO. 3/5 Not bad. Nachos and beer in a pub.
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