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Miss March (2009)
An embarrassment from start to finish (or at least to middle where I bailed out!)
This is one of those films where less than five minutes in you're asking yourself "how the hell did this movie get made"? It's like watching a five year old trying to be funny, but I understand why adults lie and tell them they're being cute so as not to hurt their feelings. How could the filmmakers be so dense as to not realize that during the production...no one was laughing and the cast and crew were uncomfortable with how bad the material was.
I was actually feeling sorry for the two main guys until I looked the film up and saw that they are the writer/directors. Interesting that they managed to fail at all three jobs they had on this "film".
I very rarely can't tough it through even bad films, but this one is a league all it's own.
The Casino Job (2009)
B-movie good times!
To be fair, I'll start out with the bad then go on to tell you why I LOVE this flick. Yes, it's clearly a no-budget film and a couple of the actors are weak. Yes, there's ample gratuitus nudity which will make the prudes squirm in their seats.
The reasons I loved it are: it's clearly a no-budget film and there's ample gratuitus nudity! I was never bored as it kept moving at a nice pace and enough skin was thrown in to keep in interesting while waiting of the big robbery at the end. The girls were hot (well, all but the one who ended up bedding the hot blonde at the end) and they all got naked. Too many movies like this promise skin on the box or preview and let you down by not delivering. NOT the case here! Some really good laughs, too.
Certainly worth the $7 to buy it used out of Redbox (but I wish I got the original case)!