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Yogi Bear (2010)
Thank you to everyone that made this film....
for ruining my childhood forever.
Whoever thought that they should "re-boot" YogiBear in vomit-gargling CGI should have their limbs sliced and fed to brown bears.
Is this how low they're going to stoop to make a quick buck??
Dare I contemplate about what might be coming next.... Bugs Bunny? Daffy Duck? Top Cat?
I always love to write lengthy and well-thought out reviews but there is only so much you can say about terrible movies!
I beg of you all not to go see this abomination please! don't give them your hard-earned money because it will just encourage them to make more!!
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
A Pretty Good Film
i have to say that i quite enjoyed tim burton's quirky take on Alice in Wonderland.johnny depp gave quite the performance(albeit that some of his scenes seemed a bit too "jack sparrow 'esque" but thats not necessarily a bad thing.oh and Helena Bonham Carter nailed the role right in the heart! she had me in stitches at times so props to her too i really cant say that this is on my top 10 favorite movies but i can say that it is a pretty good movie.
problems? actually i should have removed the (s).there really is only one major flaw in the movie and her name is Anne.cant act.Hathaway! oh my lord she single-handedly made me cringe in disgust at her shallow,one dimensional character. white princess? i hardly felt any attachment at all and i kept thinking that Alice would overthrow her at some point so i wouldn't have to gouge my eyes out! oh and the score is brilliant,just thought i'd add that in there
God of War III (2010)
Epic but flawed
Alright,so i received this game on the 12th of March,5 days before release(long story) so i have had ample time to play the game so i am going to summarize it in three words:
Epic but flawed
When i popped the disc and started it up, i was expecting over-the-top action,massive scope and all the bloody gore that can be stuffed into one disc,and for the most part this game lives up to my expectations.the game is massive and the gameplay and graphics are nothing short of awe-inspiring.
Story: if you have or have not played the previous GoW titles you will be swiftly brought up to speed with the events in the game and the plot is fairly straight-forward. Kratos wants revenge and will stop at nothing to get it, but then again i hardly doubt that the people that are waiting for this are expecting a deep storyline ala Mass Effect 2.
Graphics: in a word,beautiful.the game made my jaw literally drop! problem is,when there is lighting this game really shines and shows what this game can really do,but whoever decided that a mass portion of this game should be placed in the dark,should be lined up against a wall and shot.the game looks just the same in the dark and there is nothing that really stands out,but when this game wants to,it will blow you away.
Gameplay: this is the sole reason why God of War 3 is one of the most anticipated games of the year,maybe even decade.this game yet again sets the bar for hack-and-slashers that all so blatantly copy this great game.The problem? the platforming and puzzles. yes it is a change of pace but this game simply was not designed for climbing and carefully jumping from one platform to another, but really im nitpicking right now.
verdict? it is a great game if you are into hack-and-slashers with a great soundtrack that puts movie scores to shame.if you can overlook slight problems then you are in for a great time and i would definitely recommend this game.buy now!
9.0/10