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Point of No Return (2018)
A Perilous Quest...
...That's what I think this was. One director's mission to make the worst movie in Ireland.
Premise and plot so cheesy and full of holes the Swiss are filing a lawsuit. Script and dialogue so poor they're getting donations from Shelter.
Bad acting, worse camera work, rubbish cinematography, and laughable direction.
I do think, however, that I've solved two of the film's mysteries with one piece of evidence.
Why the plane's engine failed, and why the 2.5ltr Jeep couldn't catch the 125cc putput.
That jet engine fuel pump looked suspiciously like a car engine turbocharger.
Runaway (2014)
Just Runaway
I've no idea what some of these reviewers were smoking when they wrote their claptrap.
This is one of the worst movies I've seen in years.
If the Uruk Hai had kidnapped the daughter and Smaug had decimated the city it would have been no less believable.
The old man was the only enjoyable thing about it.
If I could rate it zero stars, it would be too many.
Utter rubbish.
Stargate: Atlantis: Inquisition (2008)
Terrible indictment of American legal logic.
Not only is this episode a flashback-ridden filler with the old-faithful 'trial' scenario that sci-fi series watchers have come to know and hate, this particular script wrenches a rather uncomfortably closed door wide open.
From the outset you know they're guilty of at least one, if not all charges. The horrendous disregard for the Geneva Convention for which the American military is world-renowned is gut-twistingly exhibited in the series 2 episode; Michael. For the crime of using a prisoner as a test subject for gene manipulation the entire expedition should have been halted right then and there.
You just know it will come up in the 'trial', and that it will be glossed over like it was of little or no consequence.
And then, right at the end, when it looks as though they may just get their just desserts; they bring out the bribery. "That's it folks, nothing to see here. All's well that ends well. The right decision has been made... nudge, nudge... wink, wink..." It's sickening. The writers can't even stand up for their own calamitous story lines. It really does show a serious lack of imagination.