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The Rookie: True Crime (2021)
Hilarious
They clearly got some comedy writers involved with this one and I loved it. I feel sorry for those that missed all the humour and are giving low ratings.
It was basically the rookie with jokes and satire in abundance of a very high standard it's a ten from me.
Ajeossi (2010)
The greatest movie of all time
This is the best film i have ever seen in my life and i generally watch a few films a week and i am old. I try and fail to get people to watch it because ( they do not do subtitles or foreign films, tragic i know but its common)
It has everything, intriguing reluctant humble hero, outstanding action scenes and a fantastic story including revenge, redemption, justice. I wish i could score it more than a ten. It is an absolute masterpiece i am shocked it has not been remade by america, and i am also glad it has not been they could not come close.
The Crew (2008)
Oh dear, its so hit and miss its untrue
Well this is just a bit of a mess really i mean it starts out OK and then parts bore you to to tears then it picks up a bit and gets more interesting and then its back to boredom for a while this happens about 6 times in the duration of the film.
Its half hour too long with some horrible filler in there, the scene with the down syndrome smack head being forced into giving one of the gangsters a blow job turned my stomach and was totally uncalled for, also the savage beating given out by ratter to the female smackhead who was giving him head just serves to make you look forward to him meeting his demise. Also where he creates a scene at the barbecue in front of everyone openly talking about being a criminal and wanting more work is just there to really make you hate the character and continue watching just to see him get whacked.
The main character jed swore more times than is humanly possible making up for his small size with a big mouth, its hard to take him seriously as the leader when he is about 9 stone wet through and looks about as intimidating as Michael owen.
As the film came to a close and we see jed on his way to take revenge on the con artists who tricked him and his wife (the con artists wife seduced jeds wife into a lesbian affair which was very unbelievable and just further served to interest the 18-22 year old intended audience) i thought oh ill enjoy this scene seeing him kill the con artists who milked him for over 100k, then the film ends without showing us this scene and giving closure, this annoyed me.
All in all worth a watch only if you really have nothing else better.
Honor (2006)
Sheer torture, absolute garbage makes van damme look like an Oscar winner
Absolute garbage, worse fight scenes than a 20 year old van damme movie or American ninja etc.
Truly dire acting, not a skill in sight in the entire movie its like a cast of wooden sculptures.
Watch it just for how truly bad this film is, it may have been acceptable in the 80s but this is a 2006 movie, i don't have much love for this movie as it wasn't born in the 80s.
If you like real fight movies then check out tony jaa in ong bak and the protector, those are proper martial arts films.
have a laugh and watch this today you may see the unintenional humour at how grim it is.
Undisputed II: Last Man Standing (2006)
Oh dear what an absolute joke
this movie is so dire and unrealistic, ( i love tony jaa and his style of kickass movie) this one reminded me of a collection of every lousy van damme movie i have seen.
Van damme movies sucked a bit back then, so to be copying them in 2006 is a disgrace to the film industry, all the characters are stereotypical and more wooden than pinnochio, this movie is basically blood sport and death warrant made modern day and very poorly. You have your nice cellmate who the good guy helps out, the fight where the good guy gets his water spiked so he loses the fight etc.
Abysmal would be saying too many good things about this movie, the only saving grace is the pointless acrobatics of the bad fighter.
I laughed at the movie often at how poor it was and each time i couldn't believe the shambles in front of me, avoid like you would a dangerous neighbourhood!!!
Batoru rowaiaru (2000)
A Far Eastern Gem
I was blown away by this movie in almost every aspect, i didnt even mind reading subtitles which i usually find tiresome. Movies like this never crop up in the states because the creativity and style doesnt exist in the west. We live in a movie world dominated by sales and profits which is why movies like charlies angels exists ( no one saw the movie for its plot or originality, merely to see some stunning women doing highkicks). anyone who considers themselves a movie lover needs to get a hold of this movie.
I gave battle royale a ten because it was unpredictable, realistically violent, emotional and foremost i thought the cast were amazing. I hope you all enjoy it as much as i did.