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Fish Police (1992)
the greatest unknown show ever
people need to appreciate the hidden gems of the film world. fish police was a great show. i remember when it first came out. i believe it was when the show "dinosaurs" had just come out. i have all three episodes that were aired, and i have an actual animation cel from the show itself. fish police was a comic book before it was a cartoon. you can find it wherever good comics are sold. i urge all who have ever heard of this show to go and find the comics. overall i wish i could find more people who know about this show. have a nice day and goodnight.
mullet
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
the worst ever
first of all, i own have access to an origional copy of manos the hands of fate. i have viewed the movie about 3 times. finishing the movie proved to be harder than slapping the president, and getting away with it. before you go and defend the movie, you should take one thing into account. Manos the hands of fate is by far the worst movie in the entire world. there is no way movies can get any worse than this. i am a film student at columbia college, and while this gives me a certain knowledge of film, it does not mean that i am qualified to critique movies. having said that i will proceed to relay my overall impression of the film.
if you were to stab 27 inch rail road spikes in my ears and eyes, it would be almost as bad as sitting through that movie. if you think that i am joking, then the master and torgo have already put you under some kind of spell. while i appreciate bad movies for what they are, i cannot reccomend this film to anyone who i consider my friend. to do so would be unfathomably rude and uncool.
while torgo remains my all time favorite pseudo-badguy i am very sad to learn of his death (suicide?). his role as torgo was a memorable one. if you have seen the movie, then you will know that torgo is somewhat of a creepy guy. his enormous kneecaps are funny as hell. when he was stroking the womans hair you cant help but laugh. if you were being touched by a gritty looking man with large knees, would you run away, or would you let him finish, and then calmly tell him that he no longer had permission to touch you?
in any case manos the hands of fate, or
manos del destinos as i like to call it is one of the worst and best movies in the world. the worst movie ever because of continuity errors, and the best movie because of torgo. well i think i have wasted enough time ranting. have a nice day everyone and go watch manos again if you dare. mullet