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Savva. Serdtse voina (2015)
Movie is pretty awful.
Terrible writing and voice acting in the English version was truly awful. Maybe it was just a bad translation. I liked most of the animation style. In English the movie was unwatchable and I had to turn it off half way through. I could not stand listening to any more.
Milla Jovovich's voice acting as the young male lead character was just off. The tones were all wrong, all the wrong emotions, terrible timings. It was distractedly bad and did not fit at all.
I can see where it might of been good in the original Russian. They blew their budget on big name voice actors and got a hack writer to vomit a script. Maybe a fan made subtitled version will become available and I can try watching this again.
Into the Woods (2014)
Terrible movie
Great acting at times.
A beyond awful script. Almost the entire movie is sung. Sure it is a musical but you don't have to sing just to be singing. You can speak normal lines to push the plot along. Great visuals. Awful direction, choppy story that makes no sense. Characters that you cannot get into/emphasize with. Plot holes and unresolved threads everywhere.
The johnny depp part....How?? Why??? That was the most painful thing I've ever seen cinematically.
I waited a long time after seeing this to consider maybe it was deeper, maybe I need to analyze it more. No. It is just awful yet with tons of potential.
Screamers: The Hunting (2009)
Horrible movie.
Don't waste your time. I just caught a viewing of this. Waste of my time.
I like sci-fi, I even like bad sci-fi movies. I will watch anything with Lance Henriksen in it. This movie had bad special effects, no plot. The movie plays out exactly as you might think it will. There are 0 surprises anywhere. Many parts make no sense.
The chicks are cute. Beyond that it is a waste of time. Someone posted in the forums a few weeks ago what they thought the entire plot of the movie would be. I really wish they would stop making such horrible direct to video sequels of movies I like. People would go to the theaters for a good screamers 2 movie.