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Overlord (2018)
So bad people were leaving the movies
Starts fantastically shows parra troops going to be dropped behind enemy lines on D day and is so dramatic and tangible feels like you're having a past life memory, Sadly the film more or less crashes as the fist planes ditch. The characters are as one dimensional as would be expected in a pre school kids show. The storyline has more holes than a pepper pot. It's definitely not a horror film and it's a poor action film too. Any Stallone van dam or Arnold Schwarzenegger movie has ten times the depth this bag of garbage this has, the effects are a miss mash Great War action bits crossed with bad cgi I am legend rip off nazi things. The mass majority of the film is lifted directly from captain America the first avenger. Basically nazis are doing experiments on dead and living solders although it contradicts itself as the plot gos on by injecting them with tar no explanation of why. This creates a super solder. The bad nazi officer takes super syrup first then a plucky America corporal has to in order for him to fight the red skull opps I mean nazi rapist. It's so blatant I think marvel should sue for copyright. Even with all the fighting explosions and general action it's boring so badly so several people actually got up and left during the final third of the film. Badly written badly directed badly acted but it's not the actors faults hardly given much scope with this writing. Big budget effects on a bad bad B movie who's basic plot is injecting engine oil into nazis makes them react completely randomly some turn into 28 days later type things some turn into universal solders completely randomness.
Minder (2009)
i could be so good for you
I loved the original minder. I was expecting an upset but was pleasantly surprised. Shane Richie is ace He's probably the best Arthur possible (sorry Archie) he's got all his mannerism down to A tea. really plays the lovable rogue well.
Lex shrapnel is a little on the small size for a minder but so was Terrence if I recall but like terry his character should grow as the Show runs.
Excellent!
The fight choreography was iffy but I'll allow it !. Just improve that and I'm sold.
Only thing that could make it any better is a few cameo appearances' from the original show to show some continuality.
Welcome back to my heart MINDER my long lost friend.
Demons (2009)
worst pantomime I've seen
this is so goofy poorly written, cheap props and the worst acting i've ever seen on TV since El Dorado.
i love all paranormal TV shows but this is the so poor, it needs a it's own charity.
i've got a great idea put this crap out as a children's program and play "are you afraid of the dark?" in the prime time slot instead because it's far more sophisticated scary better written and acted.
the general plot uses so many name drops to Bram stokers Dracula i began to wonder is it was Dracula 2008 that followed by the Buffy story line rip off i think the title should have been "demons of Plagiarism".
really do your self a favour rent out bed nob's and broom sticks or the wizard of oz there far more demonic than this load of garbage