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David Brent: Life on the Road (2016)
Cringeworthy for all the wrong reasons.
Precursor: Huge fan of the UK Office, the Gervais, Merchant & Pilkington radio shows and Podcasts, and Extras.
Life on the Road is a tread through the same old water that does nothing with the David Brent character except make him more unbelievable. The brilliance and innovation of The Office came from the characters being true to life, and carefully written. Without Stephen Merchant Ricky Gervais is exposed as an awful writer. Like Derek, this suffers from painfully clumsy dialogue, each character having to spell out their feelings as if keeping a diary. The "mockumentary" format is now well and truly a dead horse. Gervais has steered the comedy formula he popularised into a brick wall.
The characters are all regurgitated. There's a new Gareth, a new Finchy, a new Dawn. The pacing of the film is awful and the whole second half is cobbled into one rushed mess of an ending.
The concept isn't so terrible on paper. Brent's band, Forgone Conclusion, are a recognisable characteristic of every backwater British town, the group of ageing, leather jacket clad rock and rollers who can't let go, and want to give it one last push to "make it in the music biz". The problem is this shtick isn't enough to carry the film, and the fuddy duddy rock lyrics are a joke that wears thin. To combat this, Brent inexplicably writes songs like "Be Nice to the Disabled(s)", and the character is uncompromisingly steered into social calamity.
Another problem with Gervais' sledgehammer approach to subtle writing is that the characters intended to come off as "cool" (Doc Brown's rapper character, the label reps) feel incredibly corny, while those intended to come off as corny come across as something far worse.
We have little time to get to know or care about anyone in Brent's new office, these scenes are forgettable and do little other than trying to re-hash the TV series. Fans of the old XFM shows will notice a welcome return of Ho-Lee Fook, the little funny Chinese fella, in one of the funnier scenes in the film. There's not much else to get your teeth into: it's a pointless film. If Gervais and Merchant actually put their heads together and wrote something original, they'd be dangerous. As it is, like Derek, Life's Too Short and Hello Ladies, this is a tired vanity project with no purpose, no insight, and no imagination.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Disappointing
I really wanted to like this film but it was absolutely dreadful. The HFR issue is a complete red herring; it's just a really bad film.
The dwarfs were just 12 Jar Jar Binks equivalents, plus a poor man's Aragorn Gandalf was erratic rather than wise and just magicked away everything on his whim, showing up whenever he felt like it. The butterfly scene in Fellowship was excellent, using it again here is just a feeble get of of jail card.
So many gimmicks, I can understand wanting to add a bit of light heartedness to a stony franchise but it took the biscuit. Every single action or battle scene revolved around some slapstick element that made you cringe or just laugh at its pitifulness.
No pace, no real driving force behind Gandalf or Bilbo's characters. Freeman's Bilbo has one good scene in the whole movie. Apart from that he spends the film making The Office-style straight man faces, changing his mind about the quest every ten minutes with no real explanation or context.
The LOTR trilogy was good as it didn't rely on the source material at all, they were excellent stand alone films. With The Hobbit, the Tolkein fanboys are frantically turning through the browning pages of the novels to try and excuse the bad acting, flat characters and pointless scenes.
A really bad film. Do not bother with it or the next two