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Mystic River (2003)
An excellent movie, but not a happy one
A terrific and well crafted movie, Eastwood's most subtle work by far. Tim Robbins has a stellar performance, while Kevin Bacon and Sean Penn do the best work of their careers. This movie will keep you guessing, and make you think more than you ever expected an Eastwood movie would.
A Life Less Ordinary (1997)
This movie is so bad it may drive you to insanity
This movie was so bad it was difficult to believe. My girlfriend insisted on leaving the room when it was only halfway through. I managed to stay on to the end because I didn't think it was *that* bad, then I saw the end.
This movie has, without a doubt, the absolute worst ending I have ever seen in my life. The movie takes a sharp turn for the worse at the climactic moment, then shoots downhill at an alarming rate for the denouement. Just when I realized that this was as bad as I had ever seen, they started the claymation. That's right, claymation. I couldn't manage to tear my eyes away out of shock at the utter badness.
Ever since I saw this movie, I have been trying to get my girlfriend to watch the final scene, to reassure me that I didn't dream it up as a result of eating bad pizza. Unsurprisingly she refuses, leaving me questioning my own sanity.
If you are trapped in a room with this movie playing, wave your arms over your head and scream loudly. It's important to show the movie that you aren't afraid of it. Then run away.