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Joey (1997)
Possibly the worst movie....ever
Do not look at the cover, do not read the back, avoid this movie like the plague! The story is horrendous, everytime the kid mentions his dad lightning flickers in the backround, which is extremely fake. It is a pointless, stupid, absurd movie which should of never of been made. Watch this movie solely if you're in the mood for a comedy.
Darkness Falls (2003)
Just terrible (spoilers)
I saw darkness falls a couple days ago and was greatly disappointed. First of all the stupid little kid obviously was hired to look like that kid in the ring and there were too many plot/loop holes. One part when they have to run quickly to a pipe or the that insane old lady will get them, a lady runs, and gets killed, but none of the other characters die. Also, at the end when the "tooth fairy" get burned at starts grabbing on the the main character, she doesn't kill him, but conveniently kills everyone else she meets in the film. I went into this film thinking it was going to be creepy, yeah right. You don't even care if any of the characters die, in fact i was hoping they would. The cut scenes are also really bad.
Don't even waste your time looking at the back of the box, 1/10
Signs (2002)
Signs = greatness
I love this movie; i saw it 2 times and i intend to buy it so i can watch it everyday. It is funny, yet, very scary. It is, i think, one of the greatest horror movie made. M night does great, and is wonderfully shot. I definitely suggest you see this film, even if you hate horror movies, you will LOVE this movie.