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Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Drag ME to hell. Please. This was trash! **SPOILERS**
Well... I went in knowing it was going to be trash... but it surpassed my expectations. My 9 year old sister could have made a better intro with the credits. That's just the writing.
Look out for killer leaves and bugs, you never know what might happen when a fly is around you. Come on.
This is one of those movies where everyone is indestructible. Buried alive in mud Its okay, you'll pop back out! 8 Concussions, no worries, not even a bruise will appear.
The story - sucks the acting - sucks the budget - wasn't one.
If you value your time and / or money... stay FFFAAARRRR away from this one
Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)
Better than I expected
When you think of the fact that this movie has a sequel.. You probably want to roll your eyes, because, really why do they need to make a follow up to every single movie, and just kill the original? Oddly enough, this one did not do that. While there wasn't a very strong connection to the first movie (there wasn't really a connection at all), it was well done. Where the first one made you laugh when they were "attacking" people, this one actually is slightly creepy. While the ending is predictable, for a vampire movie it was well done. It was more like 30 days of night than like the original lost boys in its action sequences. If you hate the movie, there is a nice looking boy, who plays the main character- the good guy, out to save his sister from becoming a vampire. All in all it had its good moments and its bad moments, like every movie. While it was pretty good, its not one Id recommend you go out and buy. Its more of a 6$ movie rental kind of movie. If you hated the first one, don't waste your time watching this.
The Dead Girl (2006)
The movie, like it's title, should be dead
One star-- not really. I am forced to give it one star. I work at a video store, and i got this movie rental for FREE. What a Terrible Movie. Just awful. So bad. Not only is the acting awful, everything is left unexplained. The plot? Nonexistent. Of course, nothing even comes close to saving this movie. How it even came out, I could not tell you, this one belongs in a garbage can next to "Dungeon Girl" and "Snakes On a Train." If you want to waste time, and money, rent this. However even in a sale bin for 3$, it isn't worth it to buy it! You'll regret this movie, guaranteed. The beginning fools you into thinking maybe something cool will end up happening, but no. Of course not, it just sets you up into suckering yourself into 2hrs of crap. thats all this movie is. Crap.
Bill (2007)
Not quite worth the money you'll pay to watch it
It was simply just okay. Not the most realistic film ever made, but it did have its moments.
While some points were funny, most of it couldn't have taken place; aka- when a teenage boy has fireworks go off in his locker, while class is in session. However, if you ignore the many parts that easily couldn't actually take place, you may be entertained.
Bill is a relateable character, but has very strange mannerisms.
Go into this one with an open mind, or you will definitely be disappointed.
As for Jessica Alba's character, don't expect much of anything, as usual; her acting is mediocre at best.
Dungeon Girl (2008)
WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!! contains spoilers!
THis movie does not even deserve one star. A 3 year old kid could film a better movie. If you want to see a movie with no plot, terrible acting and terrible filming; watch this movie. Not only did the plot not exist, but there was so much that did not make any sense whatsoever. the one thing that was consistent was the phrase, "all women are witches, Are you a witch?" Nothing was explained, and it isn't even technically a kidnapping. Not to mention.. at no point was it filmed in a basement. she lives in closets. The flashbacks, were not important and had absolutely nothing to do with the movie. If you want to waste your time and money, and put yourself through cruel and unusual punishment, rent or buy this! It wasn't even a funny bad, it was just brutal. I've seen bad movies, but this movie makes snakes on a train seem Oscar-worthy.