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Invasion Earth (2016)
Utter Garbage
Some movies, especially some cheesy sci-fi or horror flicks are "so bad they're good", this isn't one of those movies.
I'm not one of those people that gives just 1 star or 10. This movie gets a one from me and it deserves it. It's just that bad from beginning to end.
The writing is horrible.
The acting is terrible.
The plot is ridiculous.
Effects are a joke even for a low budget flick.
The characters are completely generic.
The pacing sucks.
The camera work sucks.
The costume sucks.
There is no story structure.
The audio is badly done.
It's hard to write a review of this film without giving spoilers, and the only reason I'm bothering posting this is in the hope that I spare someone else from wasting their time watching this awful train wreck of a movie.
The title and poster are completely misleading. And whoever they quoted on the poster as saying "Indie Sci-Fi At It's Best" must have been either paid or on some serious mind altering drugs.
Space Station 76 (2014)
Horrible! Huge wasted potential!
What a disappointment! The premise for this movie is great. Sci-Fi comedy, parodying 70's sci-fi but made with modern film tech, and starring the beautiful Liv Tyler? Perfect! Unfortunately, it doesn't deliver. This movie is the equivalent of a fast food advertisement. "Wow! Look at that big beautiful juicy burger!" But what you really get is a squashed piece of lukewarm crap.
Horribly paced, no plot, no ending, no laughs, no characters to really give a damn about .. this boring snooze fest was a real challenge to get through. I really wanted to like this movie but they did an awful job and I feel bad for the actors in it, who did the best they could with the direction and writing they were given.
Great job on the sets, that's the only positive thing I have to say. But what good is a great set when everything in it is terrible? It's like they stuck a turd inside a Faberge egg.
Sorry Liv! I still love you!