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Survival of the Dead (2009)
Easily the Worst Movie I've Seen
Me, and the two friends with me unfortunate enough to share in the experience, unanimously--with no doubt in our scarred minds--voted this as the worst film any of us had ever witnessed.
There's really nothing more to say. I am astounded. This is a work of art in that it is so profanely bad. Was it intentional? Has the director gone insane? I don't know. I don't feel I know anything anymore. The entire firmament of my mental processes have been utterly destroyed by the experience of watching this film.
What? IMDb wants me to write more? What I've said isn't enough to count as a review? This is akin to being shot in the leg because my last words prior to being hung were not memorable enough. I've been spat upon.
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Truly Awful
I unfortunately watched this piece of work with a group of friends and we all unanimously were disgusted, offended and put off by this one.
It's a bloody shame that movies nowadays can be so tasteless, plot-lacking, poorly conceived and offensive but still be released and still receive such high reviews--6.8 for this? I am in awe.
If you like horror movies, you'll think this is just dumb. I think even the most hardcore horror movie junkies could be offended at some parts.
The characters are vile, unrealistic and unbelievable. If it wasn't bad enough that the movie made its best efforts to toss your cookies, you'll find yourself angry time and time again at just how stupid the characters can be in the situations they're in.
Forced, repulsive and gross. Ignore this one, I beg you.