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damienstreets
IMDb member since August 2002
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Protection (2001)
Made for Cable - Total Trash
18 April 2003 - 3 out of 7 users found this review helpful.
You think this film is about the mob? Nossir. It's actually a tawdry suburban tale of a struggling property developer who just after being turned down by the bank (nonsense Hollywood stereotype that banks are conservative) who gets a new neighbor who is in the mob.
How cool I can hear you think.
It's not. It's predictable of course. The mobster is a lady's man who gets real friendly with all his Presbyterian neighbors' wives.
Why has the hoodlum moved into the quiet suburbia? Witness Protection of course. Now there's a well-worn cinematic cliche.
The whole production is cliche corner. No degree of predictability stays unexplored in this one.
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