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Love, Death & Robots (2019)
This is great !
I know That Love Death and Robots is a new modern reincarnation of Heavy Metal Magazine. I still have every copy of that in storage but you can see it online now. Back then the technology of animation could not do justice to their adult and mostly sci fi stories. Now I think LD+R has found a new frontier. The age when you need human actors with their bloated egos and communist muttering is almost over. They know that and so they dump on this sort of thing. They say too violent and too heterosexual. I say bring it on! I have no trouble with animation beating the best Dinosaur Hollywood has to offer and it is happening. Now you can see anything you can imagine. Just one warning: don't become like the Krell or for that matter the Romans who both could have anything they wanted till it killed them.
11 settembre 1683 (2012)
F Murray doesn't make junk.
It showed winged hussars and I always wondered just how that worked. They had pistols in the 1600s which explains how they got away with charging huge armies and winning.
As I remember wasn't Vlad Dracula there at the siege of Vienna ? He attacked the Turks with 50 men (At night of course) and almost got to their general. The general retreated after that, and then Vlad the impales was a Romanian national hero. How come he wasn't in this movie?
Mike Judge Presents: Tales from the Tour Bus (2017)
Please do Gram Parsons
I found myself singing along to Grevious Angel and so I began to look it up. I feel the song because I did that, more or less. He didnt write it ? Who then was Annie Rich ? The story of Grand theft Parsons and after is perfect for Tales From the Tour Bus.
Doctor Who (2005)
Our collective sense of humor is disappearing
In San Francisco there is a Gilbert and Sullivan company called "The Lamplighters". I saw their production of "The Mikado" and it was very good. Now they cant do it any more for fear of being called rascist. They are working on a PC production reset in Italy instead of Japan. Titipu is now Tiramisu, etc. A great classic of English entertainment bites the dust. Now it has happened to Dr. Who. They have decided to make it less sexist. Another classic of English enrertainment bites the dust.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
Do kids still have to read Jane Austin?
pride and prejudice and zombies is funny because it is a send up of something you were forced to read in high school. That is if you are as old as I am you had to read it. I don't think they do that any more. The joke is lost if you never heard of Jane Austin, and I think thats why the reviews are down on it. If you do know about the book you likely have kids in school and you should see that it is the old hippie teachers have them reading now. I don't think you will like it. Got to pad this to make ten lines. I don't need that to make my point. You might find that no one even taught your kids to write cursive with a pen. They don't need to know that. Well Seth Greene said it best. He took a great classic of English literature and made it in to something you would actually read. Since most movie goers are high school kids who weren't forced to read it only old people will think its funny.
Alaska: The Last Frontier (2011)
Alaskans laugh at what schmucks lower 48ers are
Go to google earth and look up Kilcher road, Homer. Ak. You can then spot their houses. There is even a Kilcher tour on trip adviser They are less than an hour away from a safeway and Homer, Ak. a popular tourist town. They are rural, yes, but not at all cut off from the outside world. Maybe the grandfather was a pioneer but these people are not Their neighbors post this about them all the time if you bother to go look. I think that Life below Zero shows people who are really out on the edge. I first saw Sue Akins on Sarah Palins Alaska. Sha was introduced there as having The farthest out hunting camp of all and upper class alaskans knew about the place It was actually Sarah Palin who started the whole Alaske reality show craze. She was out to publicize Alaska and she did it. The Tanina river and the Brooks range are also pretty far out places so that show is more interesting. it all comes down to asking if you can put yourself it their place. Do you see yourself surviving independently out in the Alaskan wilderness? Good. Then you are hooked. I think i will limit it to taking a cruise to Alaska.