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Assassin's Creed Mirage (2023 Video Game)

Way too much valhalla

[6/10 · 13 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good Decent ☑(The face animations are Peak gaming:).) Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good It's just gameplay ☑(Not as good as expected) Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast ☑ Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big ☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level ☑ Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average ☑ Good Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑ Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price If it's on sale If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 ☑(Very close to 5) 7 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League (2024 Video Game)

Yeah Rocksteady destroyed the legendary arkham trilogy

[5/10 · 13 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good ☑ Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast ☑ Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big ☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average ☑ Good Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short Average ☑ Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price If it's on sale ☑ If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 ☑ 6 7 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Control (2019 Video Game)

Fun Shooter with a great story

[7/10 · 11 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good ☑ Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good ☑ It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent ☑ Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable ☑ Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult ☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short Average ☑ Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ☑ 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Skull and Bones (2024 Video Game)

I had fun for 0 minutes

[2/10 · 11 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good ☑ Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good It's just gameplay Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast ☑ Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big ☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore ☑ Average Good Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑(normally) Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended ☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 ☑ 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Alan Wake II (2023 Video Game)

A true nightmare

[9/10 · 11 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful Good Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good ☑ Good It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good ☑ Good Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☑ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult ☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good Lovely It'll replace your life ☑

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short Average Long ☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ☑(so close to a 10) 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

South Park: Snow Day! (2024 Video Game)

How to mess up a legacy

[4/10 · 10 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good ☑ Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead ☑ Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent ☑ Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable ☑ Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average ☑ Good Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑ Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price If it's on sale If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 ☑ 5 6 7 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Resident Evil (1996 Video Game)

Never too old to be scary

[8/10 · 10 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good Decent Bad ☑ (not a shame though) Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good ☑ It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good ☑ Good Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☑

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato Decent Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned Workable Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good ☑ Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑ Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ☑ 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Assassin's Creed (2007 Video Game)

The true GOAT

[9/10 · 10 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good Decent ☑(for the time it released) Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good ☑ It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato ☑ Decent Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned ☑ Workable Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level ☑ Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑ Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ☑ 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Red Dead Redemption II (2018 Video Game)

Just perfect

[10/10 · 9 April 2024]

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful ☑ Good Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good ☑ Good It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm ☑ Very good Good Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast ☑ Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☑ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good Lovely It'll replace your life ☑

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short Average Long To infinity and beyond ☑

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ☑

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.