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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
Worthless
Don't waste your time. Watching Transformers is more fun. This is one of the worst movies of all times. There is nothing interesting in this movie. Script has more holes than the road near my house. There is absolutely nothing in this movie that will is worth celebrating. I got irritated by watching this movie. The movie have me a headache. Better just get a beer and sleep. There are not too many worse methods to invest your time. Why do they make movies like this? This makes no sense to me. if you have no brain cells, you might enjoy this.
Criminal (2016)
Disgusting
This is not a review, this is a clear warning for rest to avoid watching such worthless POS.
This movies must be one of the worst movies ever. The plot have holes bigger than ocean. How does one sign-off movies like this? Just put these retiring artists in some old age home and spare rest of the humanity of their nonsense. Between this and the latest Bruce Willi's movies, I am having a hard time figuring which was the worst. Just for sake of your own sanity, avoid it. I normally never write reviews unless I find some really disgusting movies.
There is nothing to talk about acting, Kevin Costner was at best average. Never ever looked convincing. Gary Oldman was always in rush for whatever reason. The action sequence were C-grade and in general the movie was just awful. I can't find even a single positive thing in the movie.
Unless the producers have paid people to vote up this movie, I don't see why this movie has such high rating here. The plot is worse those those cheap Van Damme movies.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
1/10
*** Not a review, just an opinion ***
Unless you are fan of movies like Transformers/Twilight, don't watch this. Total waste of time and brain cells. After watching Asian masterpieces from Japan/Korea, these movies come across as pure waste of time and money. Not even bothered to review these movies. Hugh Grant probably did more in 10min he got than what others did in the whole movie. Shambolic attempt to create another movie for the brain-dead mindless population. This says more about the reflection of the society in general where such utter garbage is classified as art. You are better off sleeping for 2 hours than wasting your time watching such a pathetic attempt. Our choices are so inferior now that movies like these are praised by general population. Unfortunately history has proved that humans revel in mediocrity. Well if you are mediocre, you deserve movies like this.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
One of the worst movies of 2015
It's a movie which if made with actors like Mark Wahlberg would probably be classed a B-grade stuff. There is no plot, acting is horrendous and everything is forced. The teenage kids would love this movie, it's full of clichéd dialogues, actions somehow look totally meh! Here's the thing - even with so much actors, high tech cars and shitload of money they still can't make a car chase as good as Bourne movies. The movie is littered with cheap dialogues, comical acting and simply outrageous plot holes. It would blow your mind how one could sit through this garbage of nonsensical abomination.
I would rather repeat watching Silence Of The Lambs or letter from iwo jima or Brotherhood of War every week than watching these Michael Bay- grade stuffs. Watching this and Transformers mean the same. One shows robots farting, another has plot holes as big as a lake.
1/10 for simply wasting 3 hours of my life.
Dodookdeul (2012)
Simply awful.
I have watched a lot of Korean movies last couple of years. I am fan of their movies, starting Oldboy, JSA, Chaser, I saw the Devil, man from nowhere, Vengeance series, new world, brotherhood of war etc., But this movie was just pure crap. Aboslutely waste of time. Script is bad, acting is superfluous and just a bad movie. Haven't watching anything recently as bad as this one. I hardly write any reviews, but I was so disappointed with this movie that I thought I had to write a review. Avoid this movies, this is a pure garbage. They tried to make the movie like a slick bollywood style heist movie. And there lies the fault. They should have stuck to what generally works for them. It was neither convincing, nor was there an sort of suspense. I was just waiting for the movie to end. Just crap..
My Rating: 1/10
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Boring, predictable, clichéd!
I will keep it short:
1] Usual spy/CIA/Russian bad guy story. 2] Incredibly easy to find terrorists who wants to blow up US economy by simply looking at few accounts which he can't open. 3] Director did his best to force a lady character into the movie. 4] So easy to break into the hyper secured building of a big shot Russian bad guy. 5] Worthless acting and cheesy dialogues. Action scenes are borefest. 6] Some weird Russian teenager pops up suddenly as some super villain. 7] How can they get so easily out of Russia in a flight is still a mystery.
My advice, go out for a walk instead of watching this worthless POS.
3 Days to Kill (2014)
Pathetic (I'm being generous)
Well, this is exactly the type of movie that make you angry after it's over. it makes you angry because it that bad. You see it and then ask yourself, why did I actually watch this? You ask yourself why couldn't you find a better movie instead of this? This is just so bad - it's cheesy (like the Charlie's Angels movie), without any plot or twist, it's clichéd, horrible acting and above all it makes you angry! It's one of these movies where you simply scratch your head because of the sheer all-round mediocrity surrounding everything in the movie. I think the directors and actors are making multiple accounts to give positive ratings to this movie. I can't expect anyone to give more than average ratings. Please stop making such non-sense.