pocaborkus Reviews

Winter A-Go-Go (1965)

Very mediocre beach era entry

[3/10 · 27 December 2021]

With the exception of a bunch of hot chicks wearing skimpy outfits and playing waitresses there's nothing to offer here. In fact the curriculum vitae is so thin here that James Stacy stands head and shoulders above the rest.

The Rental (2020)

Don't waste your time

[1/10 · 12 March 2021]

Decent buildup, dud ending. If you want to be left hanging, maybe you'll like it.

Enemy at the Gates (2001)

Bad, bad, bad

[11 August 2002]

The whole war seems to politely get out of the way so these two guys can have their private duel. At stake isn't so much the fate of Russia, but the resolution of the paper thin love story. The battle scenes have a high production value, but come nowhere near the level of chaotic intensity of the ones in Private Ryan.

**** POSSIBLE SPOILER **** The scenario involving the girl being hit by shrapnel should hold no suspense for anyone over the age of 10.