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Hero Dog: The Journey Home (2021)
I watched this movie for free and that was still overpriced
Literally the worst movie I've ever seen. My dad and I somehow got through the entire thing, probably because we laughed non-stop at how bad the acting was.
This blind guy literally gets in a boat that goes in a straight line through this lake, crashes, and shipwrecks on an island. And you're telling me search and rescue can't find them anywhere? Horrible plot. The actors talk like they have to perform a play in an interpretive poetry class in high school. And the wild animal encounters? Cringe. Who just smacks a wolf with a stick and expects it to run away whimpering? Oh yeah and the fire starting? Please. And don't even get me started on the bratty kids.
Please save yourself the hour and a half of your life and go do something more fun, like go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled.