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The Search for Santa Paws (2010)
boring as anything
This was horrifically boring and I wanted to cry. I longed for it to be over. If I shoot myself later you will know why. Nothing interesting happened at all and it was just boredom upon boredom. The special effects were the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. The plot was just weird. The reviews saying their kids were scared are lying because there is no way a child could genuinely be afraid of this rubbish. Maybe their just scared of how bad it is. I would be.
Don't watch it if you value your will to live, unfortunately it is too late for me. Next time I will choose a classic like the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Help.
Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse (2021)
AMAZING
What is there not to like? A very serious film about the psychological effect of oil drilling on local sharks, and on the loss of baby sharks on adult sharks. Heartbreaking! Beautiful tale and I cannot wait to see Jurassic Shark 3 when the masterpiece is bestowed upon us. I recommend you watch it at least 3 times to really get the deeper meaning behind it.
Of all the shark movies I have watched, this is certainly the best. Maybe even better than Sharknado 6! You should watch this and live your life based on its teachings. You will never have had a better life. The killing of the shark is arguably much easier for these people than it was for the people from Jurassic shark 1.