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Cabin Fever (2002)
One hot chick mixed in a bag of poo
This movie outshines dreamcatcher for stupidity in just about every way,which is really really scary.You know that hot chick was the fire thats about it .Acting NO,Story NO,Gratuitous Nudity NO,But i will say at least the dorky guy banged the chick before he went out so that was a plus.Maybe it was my friends gas that made me hate this movie so bad i really think he should have his colon checked. Anyway this was terrible i would rather be floating inside a light bulb on neptune watching infomercials starring Sally Struthers than ever see this celloidic assgas of a flick again.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Thank this movie
You know i never actually comment on what happened in the movies,no i just like to portray my mental state as a terrible film progresses.So having said that i try and i try to think of a movie that makes me laugh as hard as this movie did,i try but no to avail i must say all it needed was a joint,some gum,a tic tac,and a hand grenade. What?? huh, Exactly the movie made no sense either thank you stephen king for this fine pony loaf you dropped on us JOY!
Crossroads (2002)
britney bout to stir it up
or not goat liver fish oil and egg paradise have alot in common with this movie nothing this is trash you know it you people who voted it a 10 cmon lets give all those people who gave this a "10" a hand or a finger ;)
Stealing Harvard (2002)
BETTER THAN AVERAGE
All i really need to say is another reviewer on here i think his name was andrew-is right on the mark if you are middle aged,or over 30-35 then why are you watching this in the first place?This is'nt the best comedy ever or close,but it's at least above average.The one thing i'll never ever ever understand is (and ask yourself if you fall into this cat.)if you are 35-55 etc. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SEE TOM GREEN MOVIES or any other movie that you know you will hate ????why why why well i will tell you all why you do, you go to them so after you see them you can rant to everyone else about how the young people these days are so screwed up, and god movies are sooo stupid on and on and on.You want your type of movie go sleep through the english patient or the dang fat greek wedding those are made for your type it is because of people like you that everything has to be soooooo pc movies toys the way you talk the way you act rrrrrrrrrrrr when will it all end
anyway i gave this movie a 7
Scooby-Doo (2002)
if you liked this movie
then you probably liked Deion Sanders as a rapper,Gerardo,milli vanilli,vanilla ice,Britney Spears,and maybe the cinematic event named longshot.So if you fall into the liking this category then maybe you should get some help because your mental state cannot be good.so i feel for you please seek help because its people like you who are the main reason so many crackhead movies like this keep coming out cause they figure it will make money so as long as you keep "liking it"they will keep on making them
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
what a great movie to
smoke a bowl to.wow i mean if you watch it any other way your gonna want to anyway. this is garbage everyone knows it even those of you who gave this movie a 10.so with that being said anyone who did like this movie please do yourself a favor and go get bedrock bowling for the playstation youll probably think its good too.everyone who took part in making this thing of a movie should be blacklisted from hollywood for at least the next five years as punishment for this crap called cinema ;)~~~
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
if you like great action/fantasy/any type movies
then stay as far away as possible from this "movie" because this is'nt one.what was bad you say? well lets see justin whalen is stupid as i peer into my crystal ball i forsee many a disney and lifetime movie role for him and maybe one day he'll graduate up to an Aaron Spelling tv series!well surely jeremy irons was good uhhh no i wanted to take my shoelace off and strangle him with it!so overall this gets the golden bagel a big fat 0 but imdb doesnt allow a 0 so i have to give it a 1 which is the most depressing thing thats happened to me in awhile, but hey its still not as bad as josie and the pussycats -they are soul mates on celluloid-the real cream of the CRAP!
The Mod Squad (1999)
YO THIS MOD SQUAD WILL KICK YO A#$
one day someone said lets redo the mod squad we can make it hip cool and all that YO!it'll make a mint then they actually made it and as you are watching it you can hear your spleen cringe in agony as it twists and binds into a knot from the pure horror of it all any movie ever made has something on this id rather meet wayne newton and sing karaoke with him in a gay bar in idaho and drink a virgin bloody mary than ever watch this again may god have mercy on my soul
Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
what the hell ?
why was this movie made, what did i just see?you see this is what you end up doing on a saturday when you hang out with your girlfriend and her friends maybe its just because im a guy thats why i dislike it so bad it stunk! period it's right up there with rocky and bullwinkle as the worst flicks i've had the displeasure of seeing it's my own fault though i coul have said no i wish i could at least point out some things i hated but then i would just be wasting more time on this crap anyone whos seen this and is over 13 and liked it hasnt seen very many movies avoid this unless you have a REALLY hot girlfriend ! 1/10
The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
what a classic!
This movie is for all intents and purposes the pinnacle of the transformers series.It had the edge that the series itself sorely needed anyone who doesn't like this probably didnt like transformers the series either.The animation is top-notch the story is excellent,if you like or have ever liked the transformers then you should love transformers the movie if not then you shouldnt be watching it in the first place. 10/10