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The Simpsons: Bart's Brain (2024)
Cowa-bunga dude
Its cool too finally get a bart focused episode after all these weeks, Since most of the recent episodes are homer episodes, Homer isn't a bad character but the episodes with him are getting old, You can argue that homer is the main character, But In my eyes, Bart is the true main character of the simpsons and to this day still is,
But I think its time That I get onto the episode, the story starts liie this, bart tries to sell fake military items, after, he encounters a brain that he obviously has interest in, Bart starts using the brain as pranks and sees himself as a prank god with it, However as a prank has gone too far Bart goes to skinner's office, However a teacher suggest that bart keeps the brain to gain a sense of Responsibilities, Now his prank has become his worst fear, Homework, (Hey, me and bart are similiar!)
Bart goes from using the brain for pranks to babysitting it, at first bart is not fond of the brain, But he starts caring for it more after homer left it at the bar, This starts to make the town call bart a freak for pretending a brain is his only friend, the Family is genuinely worried that bart should just put the brain away, However in the end bart finds out that the brain was someone named corbin, a guy who donated his body to science which Shows that bart and the brain arent related,
And so, Bart sends the brain to the town it belongs too and they go separate ways, the end..
So the story is genuinely well written, (finally a non-Homer episode) the jokes were.. Okay? This is the main reason why I gave it an 8 though, It wasn't full of laughs and focused too much on the storyline, the Plot is the 2nd reason why Its a 2- I'm pretty sure its something that has been done alot in some cartoons, leading it in the cliché direction,
Overall despite the flaws and modern simpsons not being so good, I honestly think its a decent watch, not bad for a modern simpson episode! Bart simpson rules!
Poppy Playtime: Chapter 3 (2024)
Im-paw-ssible!
Honestly, this chapter... Wasn't it.. unlike other people who absolutely liked the chapter, I was inbetween, This chapter still had some flaws that have to be pointed out right "meow" (I have to stop)
So in the intro sequence, We get introduced to the bad guy of the chapter, "Catnap" So now we know that the chapter is about him, The game starts with catnap throwing our hero into the garbage chute, So Now.. this is how our story starts
Let me already move on to the cons..
First, Some of the areas were too dark and the gas mask is not utilized often, Despite the chapter being named "DEEP SLEEP" the red gas also barely appeared by the way, Moving on, the optimization wasnt good. And the puzzles (While clever) Should've been lighter, I dont understand why the trophies from the 2nd chapter werent there! Those were literally there for "replay value" Which this game lacks as the only thing to do after beating the game was collect tapes,
I understand that catnap is meant to be a looming threat, But her barely even showed up in his chapter! He never felt like a "threat" unlike mommy amd huggy, Neither was he villianous,
Speaking of catnap, there is miss delight, Who is pretty... "Delightful" (GOSH DANGIT) and was scarier than catnap ever was, Dogday also appears and his chase sequence is absolute crap,
Alright with this outta the way, lets get to catnap's bossfight, This didn't feel like a bossfight at all! It was just walking back and forth in a fnaf-like survival where you gotta use batteries to defend yourself, this sequence is very tedious as the same can be said too the hand-swapping, Why dont you get to fight the monster? Wouldn't that also have been character development for the hero?? It would've been awesome for us to go from "running from monsters too developing into a total badass"
Mentioning that, None of the characters get character development and have no personality, or likeable traits, kissy and poppy barely help you throughout the adventure, Ollie's voice is annoying, Catnap being absent from the chapter, Perhaps he was doing netflix and chill and forgot that he was the main threat!
BUT I didnt give this a five for nothing, This still has some pros,
Graphics were imoroved, good sound deesign, some fun mechanics, Well thought out puzzles, And great animation, If ut wasn't for these I would've rated it lower.
Overall, I honestly liked the 2nd chapter more despite the 3rd one being the glow up, There's not alot of replay value, it felt tedious, dark areas, and barely anything was utilized, Its sad also because this chapter could've been.. (PAW)less (I cant stop, seriously...)
The Garfield Movie (2024)
We're bachelors baby
Garfield? I am a fan of garfield! I look at the comics, Play his games, Watch his movies, (Most of them sucked, But THIS ONE.. was decent. And the best one even.
Chris pratt didn't do bad as garfield, Speaking of garf, Lets talk about the characters,
Characters 7/10: Garfield acts like himself And not like a goddamn gangster that likes to dance (live action garfield) he breaks the fourth wall, hates spiders, loves to eat, And wake up jon, And likes lasanga, (of course) But Hold up! Garfield is basically a punching bag midway the film and he likes to complain alot (like gumball for example) and he is sometimes kind off stupid, AND I BARELY SAW HIM SLEEP! Yep, Garfield barely sleeps in this film, And there are false statements like garfield saying He's never jumped, what do you mean? In the cartoons you've jumped alot, he's annoying midway but luckily becomes bearable in the end again.
Onto odie, WOAH he's different, so odie still is a slobbering dog in the film, But he's that one character that does everything (like gromit for example) and he's smarter, and surprisingly never asked garfield to throw the bone for him, neither was he called stupid or was kicked from the table, Basically he takes the deuteragonist role as he is always there in the adventure with garfield.
Jon? Oh... Well he doesnt get involved in the adventure alot, He atleast acts like his goofy self and is a guy with no friends, Until (Baby garfield came) Since he waited too long for his father Vic and got too hungry, So he started eating everything in the restaurant, After this, Jon becomes a major character calling cellphone numbers to look for his pets, You do not see him flirt with women. Or do something clumsy
And as for the other characters, Vic is the tritagonist and garfield's father, otto is a grumpy bull Who's love interest is a cow, Jinx is a white cat who likes milk, And the main antagonist of the film who wants vic dead, She asks Garfield, Odie and vic to go too the milk factory Which is basically the plot of the film, We'll get to it later, Roland is a dog who is basically the sidekick of jinx Alongside this other dog who end up becoming good guys in the end battle,
For the rest, Liz only appears twice, Nermal appears once (at the ending sequence of the film) and doesn't talk since its basically a cameo appearance I suppose.. Arelene doesn't appear at all! Couldn't she have been the love interest of garfield in the film?
7 huh? Well the reason why its a seven is because of the fact that the original garfield characters dont get much focus on, The movie focuses more on the new characters that we dont even know. Yea the OG garfield characters have more charm unfortunately, I kinda liked jinx though, But she barely made a joke.
Now onto the plot
Plot/Storyline: 5/10
The storyline is pretty weak, but the plot is decent, Garfield and odie get kidnapped while getting a midnight snack And brought into a place where they get hung up by the legs, Until a mysterious figure saves him, That mysterious figure turns out to be his dad, They go on an adventure to get to a milk factory for jinx, Until vic betrays the cat and dog duo just to get kidnapped by jinx, Garfield notices that vic betrayed garfield just to save him So garfield goes too save vic with odie, garfield fights off the antagonists with italian food, the action is very good, And was pretty thrilling, Expect emotional scenes as well.
Comedy: 6/10
The movie's humour focuses ALOT on slapstick, Like I said before, Garfield is the movie's punching bag So you'll see him go through very much here, Most of the slapstick is funny But it gets very repetitive, The dialogue thats meant to be funny is very mediocre, As most people in my theater only chuckled at the dialogue, they laughed alot at the slapstick though, The movie felt very low in comedy at times, I thought it was gonna be like garfield gets real where there isn't a single joke at all, the jokes midway are very weak (some were a tad bit funny), But get stronger in the end.
Overall: the movie has the garfield spirit, but its weak in storyline and flops midway, but honestly its a good adaptation of the comic strip and atleast better than the other 5 garbage disposal films, But its still a mediocre affair that can only be reccomended to garfield fans.
Damsel (2024)
Good, But I'm pretty sure there are better movies out there to watch
Damsel is about a girl named elodie who after a marriage gets thrown into the abyss from a cave by a boy who is being used by an evil queen, unfortunately elodie encounters a dragon who's 3 children have been killed by the evil queen's kingdom, the dragon mistakens elodie for being one of their kind and therefore becomes a threat in the first half, But is an ally in the end, This was obvious though because the dragon is female, Which was pretty confusing.
Elodie has a sister and a stepmother, and a father, Though you'll rarely see them as the movie focuses more on elodie and the dragon, Speaking of, the characters (beside elodie and the dragon) get very minimal screentime, this makes them very forgettable and you wont get to know them so well since most of ther personalities are nonexistent, (the sister gets thrown into the abyss midway and elodie has to save her, Good scene but it lacks emotion) The father dies midway to the dragon, (this scene was very painful because of stupid elodie and my least favorite) in the first half and midway elodie runs from the dragon, In the end she gets the upper hand and fights back, Though their fight had very little action and elodie only damages the dragon 3 times.
Elodie faces obstacles like having to make a steep jump, out running fire, And climbing on crystals to make it to the exit, Though this ended up not being the actual exit, She was very high up, Elodie does not make it through the adventure without injury, she gets ger leg burned for example, though with hose injurues she still stats strong and tries to keep going with her adventure through the cave,
The movie has very predictable plot points unfortunately, I knew elodie was not gonna kill the dragon And I also knew they were gonna team up in the end, and the concept is not original, Brave has done this before, (I have the DS game btw :D... Why did I say that..) in fact, Damsel and brave have alot of similarities, the protagonists are princesses but become badasses in the end and even defeat the big bad in the end, Seriously? Speaking of big bad, The evil queen in this film is a very lame antagonist, She lacks screentime like the other characters and has no charm
So there you have it! Damsel is a decent film but it has too many flaws for me to give it a positive score So I went with a mediocre rank instead, Characters barely get screentime and are forgettable, lack of action, predictable plot points, And its unoriginal concept Bog it down to a six, and like the title of my review says, There are way better films (netflix films also) to watch, damsel is not bad, Dont get me wrong, But its pretty mediocre in everyway, 6,0.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION (2024)
I'm trying too put the puzzles together to find out why this was so mediocre
This movie...Wasn't worth the wait, Dont get me wrong, The south park part was lit, And the comedy was spot on, But that was the problem, It focused more on the comedy than the plot, And mr puzzles wasn't that good of an antagonist either,
Melony and saiko are nowhere to be seen, and In the last puzzlevision videos, It really felt like mario was gonna have a big role and save his friends like he did in lawsuit arc, This was not the case... he got 8 minutes of screentime and Was a supporting character meant to be the comedy relief, Seriously luke? Mario is supposed to be the protagonist of the series along with smg4..
The plot is that the group has to go through a variety of tv shows to get back home and when they do, They get an idea that if they make a show more popular than mr puzzles, they could be able to defeat him, Speaking of Mr puzzles..
Mr puzzles wasn't a threat at all, running away from mario like a coward, And getting his butt beaten by the smg4 gang twice, It really felt like he was gonna be a very powerful entity, But NOPE, The movie is short, and you only get to know about him in his song, you still dont get to know him very well though.
Overall I tried, I tried to like this movie, But this is not how I wanted it to go, Mario gets too little screentime and there are too many flaws for me to rate this higher than a 5, It has some pros though, Great comedy, visuals are crisp, catchy songs, writing was decent I guess?? Its still a mediocre watch and should've been longer, Watch the western spaghetti or meggy's destiny instead. 5.2/100.
Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese (2019)
Dissapointment spotted
Its just a lame loud house copy with fart jokes that dont work, the characters are bland at times and every episode is always the same thing, boy girl dog cat mouse cheese? What kind of title is that? Its lile the title was rapping or something, why is there even a cheese slice that has legs, arms and eyes? Even a bowtie on her head,
I even dont see the concept working, 6 characters go on silly adventures and learn their lesson at the end, thats like spongebob but there are less then 6 protagonists!
Just do me a favor and please avoid this show at any costs and watch better shows, like adventure time, phineas and ferb, or regular show.
The Garfield Show: Rodent Rebellion (2016)
First invading lasanga now This!?
I wonder why THIS, is the plot of the final episode, how would rats even take over the world? Why does a mouse have a rat as brother, why must 3 animals do all the work and not exterminators? Well its because the writing in this episode makes no sense! The writing in Every episode even makes no sense, jon has to go to prison because the police thinks he has something to do with the invasion, how'd the police even end up knowing that, Who told them? Nermal is also annoying and literally none of the jokes in this episode got me laughing because its just stupid.
If you want to see good episodes, watch garfield and friends which is 10x funnier than this,
Hoshi no Kirby: Lololo and Lalala Melody of Love (2001)
Not the best kirby episode but also not the worst
Well... Guess I am the only person to review this episode so... this is the ONLY time lololo and lalala get time to shine, they could've made the adventures of lolo references but they never did, the plot is that kirby gets split in half with a smaller twin version of him, one is a boy one is a girl, so its up to lololo and lalala to make kirby normal again, tiff doesnt get so much screentime, thats a good thing, but they could've gone with a more interesting storyline then this one, where dedede has kidnapped lalala, where lololo and kirby need to save her, ir also makes sense cuz dedede says something similar to this, however I didnt find this interesting, But I am not saying its bad.