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Laid to Rest (2009)
If You Don't Like SLASHER MOVIES, Don't watch it STUPID!
There are things in this world that just "are" in regards to SLASHERS: 1. Slasher flicks will be BLOODY and at times DISTURBING (oh my) 2. Slasher flicks will lack in "plots", acting-anyone can pretend to bleed to death HOWEVER they do try to make up for it in make-up & special effects. 3. Nudity, not necessary but thoroughly encouraged-clothing slows down the rate & volume of spurting blood & that's just uncalled for.
Laid to Rest went above the call of the average slasher & added a subtle yet demented pornish twist. The plot was all over the place, acting verging on atrocious (especially the chick who is a producer so there ya go) & your basic all around stupidity running rampant.
I found it entertaining & would recommend it to anyone who ENJOYS THIS SPECIFIC GENRE-don't watch this is your a Disney-freak!
Bled (2009)
An American reviewing an American film: OH THE HORROR
As Americans, we have come to expect crapiness as "par for the course" when it comes to HORROR and unknown directors directing unknown actors acting for unknown writers. We truly expect this to suck & when they don't suck,it becomes an over night success.
This is NOT an over night success, nor is it an over the weekend or over the month success. This blows from start to finish and my only recommendation is this: GO INTO THIS KNOWING IT SUCKS, enjoy it for what it is, for what it isn't & if you have something better to do, keep this on the back WAY BACK burner. It's entertaining in the way watching the elderly cross a busy street during rush hour, but don't expect much-they almost never get hit by an actual car, its just a lot of hoopla.