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Dark (2015)
Waste of an hour and a half...
I never write reviews for movies, but this was just a waste of my time and all involved in the movie. While I wasn't expecting much with the score it has on IMDb, I usually don't let that stop me from watching a film that intrigues me. Well, in this case I should have.
The lead role is so uninteresting. She's a yoga instructor, but she sure doesn't look like one (not slim and slender plus she smokes - things you don't usually see in a yoga teacher), she acts like she's the prettiest thing in town (don't get me wrong, she is pretty, but her ego is waaay too big and her attitude towards men is as if her poo don't stink), she acts weird in the beginning when she's having sex with her girlfriend (which i might have missed the explanation, but don't understand why), and the last part of the movie was pure torture (watching her flail around in the darkness, using the camera to light her way...)
The worst part of all, there was no point. Where was the pinnacle? I kept watching and hoping, just to be let down. People don't waste your time on this flick.
Peaceful Oblivion (2014)
Was hoping for MUCH more
This movie was a complete waste of time - thankfully it was only 15 min. The acting was terrible, the characters thin and you don't care what happens to them, the plot was feeble at best, and nothing was explained.
I can let go of some factors, such as bad acting, if it were a first time attempt from the director or writer, but checking their IMDb pages I see they have been working since 2011.
The movie is shot in black and white and begins with a policeman coming upon what seems to be an abandoned car on the side of the road. He sees a man walking towards him and he looks into the abandoned car window. When the man finally approaches the cop, he is arrested and placed in the back of the police car. It is never explained what the cop saw in the car or why the man is arrested. It then switches to the main story between a professor and his student and their journey to discover the secrets of an ancient text - kind of explained, but not fully.
I haven't seen any of their other movies, but after this one, don't really care too. This movie just left me with more questions then answers. Don't' waste your time on this one....