I can't believe anybody would even attempt to pass this crap off as film-making, as it more closely resembles one man's obsession with dumping $110,000 down the toilet. There are definitely more "honorable" ways to spend money, such as funding a heroin addiction or indulging in hundreds and hundreds of lap dances. I don't even remember the film having a coherent plot, nor the actors being able to carry the movie past the opening frames...in fact, I won't even dignify the actors' performances by using their names. The lead actor gives what can only be described as an affecting performance...and by that I mean he induces coma. The lead actress is fairly easy on the eyes, but still manages to make you cringe with every line of dialogue or her "deer in headlights" facial expressions. Please watch at your own risk.
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Highlander
(1986)
A Cult Classic
16 April 2002
I cannot begin to describe what this series has meant to me over the years. As a child it, captured my imagination and has once again managed to do so as I am now on the verge of adulthood. The movie has a legion of fans, and a legion of critics. In my opinion, those who throw heavy criticism at this movie are without any semblance of an imagination.
The life of an immortal, Connor Macleod, is shown in flashbacks from the time of his initiation (as an immortal. The movie travels back in forth from present day New York (1985) to the Highlands of Scottland and French countryside. The story may have be an attempt to show the then modern special effects capabilites, but the true reason to watch comes from the story. Christopher Lambert shows both the joy and pain of immortality. Sean Connery gives a memorable performance in the film, as he so often does. The villainous Kurgan, played by Clancy Brown, is frightening yet at the same time quite funny. The movie seems at first to be blatent 80's nostalgia, but begins to show the timeless qualities that make this movie great sixteen years after it's release. To those who wish to watch this movie I suggest that you not analyze, just...enjoy.
The life of an immortal, Connor Macleod, is shown in flashbacks from the time of his initiation (as an immortal. The movie travels back in forth from present day New York (1985) to the Highlands of Scottland and French countryside. The story may have be an attempt to show the then modern special effects capabilites, but the true reason to watch comes from the story. Christopher Lambert shows both the joy and pain of immortality. Sean Connery gives a memorable performance in the film, as he so often does. The villainous Kurgan, played by Clancy Brown, is frightening yet at the same time quite funny. The movie seems at first to be blatent 80's nostalgia, but begins to show the timeless qualities that make this movie great sixteen years after it's release. To those who wish to watch this movie I suggest that you not analyze, just...enjoy.
Training Day
(2001)
Denzel Washington
9 April 2002
Congratulations to Denzel Washington on his Oscar for best actor. His performance really moves the film. I'm glad to see the capabilities of such a gifted actor. I hope to see Denzel show his ruthless side in the future, I loved it!
American Rickshaw
(1989)
American Confusion
9 April 2002
After seeing this movie, I realize how bad a film can be. I was sober when I began the movie but it left me intoxicated with stupidity. I've never seen a movie about a rickshaw driver and, because of this movie, I never will again. What was Donald Pleasence thinking? A horrid film such as this does not deserve even a hint of his presence.
No Retreat, No Surrender
(1985)
No Retreating
9 April 2002
You know, I seem to have this thing for movies that I saw as a kid. As bad as this may have been, there are some moments. Your excuse for seeing this movie should not be Jean-Claude Van Damme, but rather 80's nostalgia with martial arts flair. I even like the flip kick(Bruce Lee's signature move in Enter the Dragon).
Tai Chung Kim gives a truly UNconvincing performance as Sensei Lee( yes Bruce Lee). I do like the flip kick ala Enter the Dragon, a move that was not likely performed by the star of the movie, Kurt Mckinney. Please watch this movie, the last five minutes will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Can Jason Stillwell (Mckinney) triumphs over the evil Ivan (Van Damme)?
Tai Chung Kim gives a truly UNconvincing performance as Sensei Lee( yes Bruce Lee). I do like the flip kick ala Enter the Dragon, a move that was not likely performed by the star of the movie, Kurt Mckinney. Please watch this movie, the last five minutes will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Can Jason Stillwell (Mckinney) triumphs over the evil Ivan (Van Damme)?
The Exterminator
(1980)
Robert Ginty
9 April 2002
The only successful aspect of James Glickenhaus' effort is in the coldness of it's star, Robert Ginty. A vietnam vet (Ginty) becomes a vigilante after a brutal attack on a war buddy (Steve James, of Delta Force and American Ninja fame) who once saved his life. The plot...well that's pretty much it. As you might have imagined, many criminals will die painful deaths. After watching this movie, your main question will be, "Who the hell is that guy on the cover?"
Ginty's display of emotions is confusing at times, as you can't seem to understand why he needs to kill these pitiful degenerates. There are reasons to watch this movie, namely the meat grinder scene or the heated battle between Ginty and a guard dog. Is this movie worth a rental you ask? No way. Why would you do that when you can probably purchase this masterpiece for less than the local video rental fee. You might even be able to pick it up in a trade for a broken slinky. If you do, be fair, at least give the poor sucker a metal one, not that cheap plastic crap
Ginty's display of emotions is confusing at times, as you can't seem to understand why he needs to kill these pitiful degenerates. There are reasons to watch this movie, namely the meat grinder scene or the heated battle between Ginty and a guard dog. Is this movie worth a rental you ask? No way. Why would you do that when you can probably purchase this masterpiece for less than the local video rental fee. You might even be able to pick it up in a trade for a broken slinky. If you do, be fair, at least give the poor sucker a metal one, not that cheap plastic crap
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