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Little Miss Jocelyn (2006)
Funny!
Alot of people are saying that this is 'racism' and 'not funny' but it really is! Àlmost all the characters, I laugh at! Some of the ones I like are: Jiffy, Mrs Omwakwapopo, Miss Kingston, Sheson and Florence. I recommend if your looking for something funny to watch but not knock-your-head-back-laughing kind of funny. 😂 Jiffy is a dysfunctional Nigerian traffic warden who gives people tickets for things like sleeping in the car or breaking down. She often appears in strange places, such as the back seat, glove compartment or boot of a car, a coffin or the screen of a cash machine. She often gives lengthy speeches about her services as a traffic warden, insisting that she works for the late Her Majesty De Quayn. She pronounces her words incorrectly, for example, she pronounces "vehicle" as "Ve-hickle" and "illegally" as "illegal-lully". She usually ends with: "this may take a loo-oo-oong time." Mrs Omwakwapopo is a Nigerian woman who is constantly in marriage counselling with her several husbands, and who often tries to make a move on the counsellor, or insult them, calling them a "pimp" or "prostitute". Miss Kingston is an old Jamaican woman who is going through a divorce because her husband cheated on her. This makes her hate men or anyone of the male gender, whether young or old. Gladys Kingston (formally Raymond) is just divorced from her husband, who left her for a younger woman, to raise a son on her own. In one episode, she scolds her nephew Josh, saying that her niece is her favorite. She is also a teacher in a primary school. She told a boy to stand at the corner on one foot, as well as telling a girl that her father would run away and impregnate a postwoman. She also wishes her husband was dead. Sheson is a Nigerian-Cockney bus driver who regularly sings "In The Name of Jesus". She has criticised her passengers on a regular basis. Several scenes include telling a female passenger with a dog to "take her sheep off her bus", accusing her of making the bus look as if it is Noah's Ark, another scene not allowing a lady with a pram to board her bus, branding it as a spaceship, before closing the door on a man who queries if the bus stops at a certain place. Another man asks the same but is on board the bus, and refuses permission for him to talk to her when he queries her when the bus is in transit. In one scene she had a mat for her passengers to wipe their feet on that said "I Can See Your Knickers". She also criticised two men for not thanking her to stop at a request stop by calling them homosexuals. One of her catchphrases is "You're lucky I'm a Christian!" And Florence is an overweight dietitian who uses Juju to help people lose weight. One of her catchphrases is "umm-hmm" (used repetitively), and "...or dream of this!", said while doing outrageous things, such as ripping open someone's shirt. She usually ends the session with: "save yourself, save yourself, save your se-e-elf!"
Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody (2022)
Honest
Naomi did a fantastic job as Whitney in this film! I watched it with my mum and sister and me and my mum got choked up at the end because in her words "you just knew what was going to happen" and It was an absolutely beautiful ending! With the videos/ pictures of Whitney and some description. I think Naomi portrayed Whitney BEAUTIFULLY, she hit all the right nails on the head. To be honest id see it again it was that good!!! I think it portrayed all the highs and lows of Whitney's career absolutely perfectly, so well done Naomi Ackie it was fab! It was a beautiful film and I highly recommend seeing it.