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The Sluagh Awakens (2022)
Don't waste your time.
This movie has absolutely nothing to recommend it. Seriously. The main characters were cliches, and whoever was in charge couldn't seem to make up their mind if the townies were supposed to be portraying villagers or rednecks, so they kept flip-flopping between the two. The acting and dialogue were not even as good as the average grade-school play. The movie takes place mostly at night, so there's no scenery. The slaugh or undead or whatever they were supposed to be behaved like some demented cross between 80's punks and 60's hippies in dollar store Halloween makeup, right down to the obviously glued on plastic horns.
The Devil's Stomping Ground (2022)
Is this supposed to be a parody?
I watched the first hour of this, only because I couldn't figure out if they are deliberately trying to make this movie suck. If this is supposed to be a parody, they forgot that at some point it's supposed to be funny. If this is supposed to be someone's attempt at a real movie, they need to take some time and reevaluate their life, because making movies just isn't where their talents lie. If this is supposed to be some kind of commentary on found footage, they forgot that at some point it's supposed to have some point to make.
The gimmick about making a movie about making a movie may have been trying for meta, but the movie they're pretending to make sucks. In the only self-reference they got right, the movie about making the movie that sucks - it sucks, too. The characters were clichés. The dialogue was absurd. The soundtrack was the only thing worse than the dialogue. I'm trying to find a single decent thing in this movie, but I've got nothing. It's not even good enough to use as a negative example.
Dr. Saville's Horror Show (2022)
Nauseating, when it wasn't boring.
I turned this off after 20 minutes.
Someone apparently got the idea to rip off both the Saw franchises and Silence of the Lambs, and then scoured the dollar stores around Halloween to put together the ridiculous costume for Dr. Saville.
What I saw of the first story alternated between boring and nauseating, with a heavy serving of fat-shaming thrown in for good measure.
I saw this for free on Tubi and still feel ripped off - that's 20 minutes of my life I'm never going to get back.
The glowing reviews are either trolls, paid, or drinking buddies for whoever is responsible for this piece of garbage.
The Wendigo (2022)
This movie sucked.
An annoying idiot goes into the woods completely unprepared and gets dragged out of his tent into the darkness.
His even more annoying friends go searching for him with no plan, no supplies, no clues, but several cameras.
They apparently reach some kind of critical mass of annoyance just as they find the obligatory deserted cabin and spontaneously turn into dollar store rip-offs of the Evil Dead, using up at least $3 of the $5 special effects budget. All that was missing was the tape recording of the demon-summoning chant.
The original annoying idiot, now one of the rip-off Deddites,, shows up long enough to monologue what the writer apparently thought was a scary explanation for any viewers who are still hanging on in the vain hope that this piece of junk will get better.
The dollar store wendigo, a guy whose deer skull and coveralls with sticks glued to them apparently used up the last $2 of the special effects budget, shows up.
The next morning, the obligatory park ranger finds one of their cameras, so we have the Blair Witch rip-off explanation as to where this "found footage" came from.
And that's it.
I've seen my share of bad found footage movies. This is the worst I've seen to-date.
This movie has absolutely nothing at all to recommend it.
I Am Wrath (2016)
John Travolta's Death Wish knockoff
John needed to ease up on the Botox - he looked exactly like the fake head from the bathroom scene in the original Terminator, only less expressive. 1 star each for Travolta, Chris Meloni, and Rebecca De Mornay, and 1 star for managing to fit every single revenge movie cliche into one movie, including the "twist ending", with the conveniently smuggled pistol, the disguised doctor hiding in the single occupancy hospital room, and the final bad guy who miraculously survived a fireball explosion with only a mild burn to his temple and was so focused on his revenge that he forgot the most basic LEO training and failed to clear the room.