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Romancing the Bride (2005)
Good enough for theaters!
When on a whim I thought I'd look up the trivia for this movie on IMDb and I saw that it had a standing rating of a measly 6 stars my heart sunk.
This movie was incredible! It was filled with perhaps the most memorable one-liners, the funniest "villians", and the most unbelievable break downs imaginable. Not to mention one of the hunkiest pieces of man meat I have ever had the pleasure of watching for an hour and some odd minutes jump through cinema hoops.
This movie had me laughing, crying, and kept me guessing through the entire thing. Sit down with your significant other, your sister, your brother, your mother, your father, your best friend, your puppy, kitty, or stuffed animal named Paul, I don't know...just WATCH IT.
Sahara (2005)
Total crap.
This was probably the worst Matthew movie I've ever seen, which is sad because I cannot stand J Lo and I sat through the Wedding Planner three times.
This movie is riddled with holes, geological mistakes, and time line errors. I was deeply disappointed with the disgusting one liners, the terrible acting, and the poor writing I witnessed.
Thank God I had my boyfriend to keep me company throughout this terrible "performance" or else I would have probably died of boredom.
Oh, by the way, Hollywood? Certain actors, who I will not name are stereotyped comedians BECAUSE they only do comedy well: perhaps you should keep that in mind.