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Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Has almost NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HELL RAISER MYTHOS
The dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie was Pinhead cutting off some jerk's head with a sword or whatever the dick that was I lost interest and stopped paying attention after they got to the party which is sad. The dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie was Pinhead cutting off some jerk's head with a sword or whatever the dick that was I lost interest and stopped paying attention after they got to the party which is sad. The dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie was Pinhead cutting off some jerk's head with a sword or whatever the dick that was I lost interest and stopped paying attention after they got to the party which is sad.
The dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie was Pinhead cutting off some jerk's head with a sword or whatever the dick that was I lost interest and stopped paying attention after they got to the party which is sad.
The dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie was Pinhead cutting off some jerk's head with a sword or whatever the dick that was I lost interest and stopped paying attention after they got to the party which is sad.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
In a word rehashed Cash-grab
Just a heads up I hate how they make ya write 700 words so you've been warned that after my review I'm just going to copy and paste a bunch of crap.
Just as I said in the title Jason is NO IVAN DNA doesn't make you a good writer! What I'm giving this a 6 ONLY because when the first movie came out I was obsessed! I wanted to be a Ghostbuster in and I was for several Halloweens it's like some smelly producers without any love for the Craft of making a good movie to tell a story some jags got the rights or convinced the jerks with the rights to make another but more "inclusive" for 2020. They take every little snip-it of what worked before and just put it all in a blender with crap and a hokie CGI Egon and aged Ghostbusters! I'm out !
Men in Black³ (2012)
For my money this one is only second to the first
It was great they should have ended it right here international is pure trash. Nice view of agent K jib Job jube
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DC Showcase: Constantine - The House of Mystery (2022)
Meh, just skip all the other shorts
The actual Constantine tale was an interesting watch, however short and repetitive with the absolute worst ending just stupid.. the other two parts are close to unwatchable and completely unoriginal as if someone was given an assignment in 12th grade to come up with a handful of stories with the most cliches as possible with themes from 1950-60s "adventure" cartoon. Even though I scrubbed through them I wish I skipped more. Have fun you're better off watching crap like the Herculoids Jonny quest and the like. But if you like vintage DC stuff you might like the other crap ones👍🤷..
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Day Shift (2022)
A very good take on the vampire hunter genre
I loved it.. I'm pretty sure that's how vampires would fight. Who doesn't love Jamie Fox? And Franco was hilariously cute being the office nerd turned hunter there was definitely some over acting by the main antagonist over all it was great for anyone that enjoys vampires or Jamie Fox.
Candyman (2021)
Holiwood is running out of ideas. Really bad reboot
Was just telling a modern version of a great movie. So far from bring scary, it was gory, but that doesn't make something good or scary mild at best. 2020-2022 will be forever stamped as the age of no new ideas just reboot and remakes refried crap in the name of being more inclusive. Hey, I have an idea we'll take a good movie but remove everything good about it and it's new which is 💰💰💰💰💰💰pure trash.
Ms. Marvel (2022)
Boo! want that hour and a half of my life! back!
I gave it a watch and everything was poorly done, say TV quality. I guess if you're looking for inclusivity for the sake of being inclusive it might have redeemable qualities but if you are a movie buff like me and appreciate a good story over a garbage fire don't waste your time! I found it to be lacking anything that I'd consider entertainment.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Unquestionably best Spiderman movie to date
Everything you wanted to see happen from all the different versions with all the Spidermen rolled up into an action filled movie! If you liked any of the Spiderman movies this is the movie for you.