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Toddlers and Tiaras (2009)
The Best Beauty Pageant Show Out There
I Love This Show. It Shows The Crazy Pageant Moms Sometimes Dads. It Focuses On What A Contestant Goes Through In Preparation For The Big Beauty Pageant. The Routine, Choreography, The Hair, The Makeup, The Outfit, And Of Course The Prizes At The End. The Prizes Get More Extravagant Depending On The Pageant The Contestant Competes At. The Girls And Boys Are Usually Very Well Behaved. It's The Parents That Need To Dial It In A Little Bit. Also Its Not As Bad As The Other Reviews On Here Say It Is. Some Of Its Probably Staged As Most Reality TV Shows Are. I Wonder If Any Of The Contestants Still Do Beauty Pageants. Maybe Yes Or Maybe No I Suppose.
Lolita (1997)
A Masterpiece!
Words Cannot Describe How Much I Love This Movie! It Involves A Boy And A Girl Who Fall In Love. I Felt Warm And Fuzzy Watching This. Also The Mother Seems Like A Bootch. I Appreciate All The Little Details That Count Into Making This Movie Great. I Like How Intelligent Humbert Is. Lolita Is Hilarious On Her Own Right. It's Interesting To See How New England In 1947 Looked Like. It Almost Looks Whimsical In An Obscure Sort Of Way. I Want To Read The Book Now. I Wonder How Much Money It Made At The Box Office. Definitely Millions Of Course. I Hope It Made Alot Of Money. I Hate How Movies Aren't Made Like This Anymore.
L'amant (1992)
A Cinematic Legend!
Wow. This Movie Exceeded My Expectations. I Love This Movie. Handsome Boy Seduces Beautiful Girl And They Both Fall In Love. What's Not To Like. Also I Like His Cigarette Case & The Cigarettes Themselves. I Find Smoking Attractive On Both Genders. I Won't Include Spoilers Because I Want You To See This Movie For Yourselves. The Gentleman Was Right Saigon Is A Beautiful City. I Just Wish I Heard Of This Movie Sooner. I Wonder How Much Money It Made At The Box Office. Definitely Millions Of Course. I Hope It Made Alot Of Money. I Hate How Movies Aren't Made Like This Anymore. I'm Sorry But 85% Of Modern Movies Are Bullcrap!
Three's Company (1976)
Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Cringe
I'm Giving This A Five Because Its Sometimes Funny And Fast Paced Other Times Its Cringe And Slow Paced. Jack Is My Favorite Character. I'll Watch It When There's Nothing Else On But If My Favorite Show Is On I'd Much Rather Watch That. No One's Fault Though It's Still A Really Successful Show. I Like It A Fairly Decent Television Show. I First Heard About This Show When My Brother Was Watching It In The Dining Room. He Likes It More Then I Do. I Heard They Cast Two Blondes During The Series i Don't Know Why Though. I'm Pretty Sure They Kept The One Brunette For The Whole Series. And Jack Definitely Was The Same Guy. I Love The Old Guy Neighbor Too. The Shenanigans He Puts Up With Are Too Funny.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
This Might Just Be My New Favorite Movie!
It Was Hilarious Throughout. Me And My Father Were Laughing Our Butts Off. Whoever Thought Of This Needs A Raise. Azamat Is The GOAT Of Any Friend Group. I Wish I Was Married To Borat In Kazakhstan, Or Any Surrounding Country Of It. Let's Just Hope The Sequel Isn't Trash.
Untold Stories of the ER (2004)
TRAUMATIC!
THIS SHOW TRAUMATIZED ME FROM THE MOMENT I FIRST LAYED MY EYES ON THE TELEVISON! 1/10 STARS IF EVEN THAT! JUST A TERRIBLE THING FOR HUMANITY TO WITNESS!
I Dream of Jeannie (1965)
My Mind Is Blown Away
This Show Really Takes You On A Whole Nother Level. It Teleports You To Places You Normally Have To Pay Thousands Of Dollars For For Free. Also The Chemistry Is Amazing. 10/10 Stars.
The Cocoanuts (1929)
An Cinematographic Gem!
What A Blast I Had Watching This! The Characters And Plot Both Well Written. The Set, The Building, The Speakeasies. My Oh My Its Just Wonderful. 10/10 Stars.
Duck Soup (1933)
Wonderful Motion Picture Film.
I Love This Movie And I Certainly Love The Marx Brothers. With All My Heart I Am A Deep Fan Of All 5 Of Them (There Were Actually 6 Marx Brothers But That's A Whole Separate Story Within Itself). This Movie Is Funny As Well Suspenseful All At Once. 10/10 Stars.